Envy and jealousy, hubba hubba edition

I got a chuckle out of this line from Andy Staples:

… Last year, I asked college football recruits to be more careful about what they posted on Facebook. What happens in the rural Mississippi strip club on an official visit probably should stay in the rural Mississippi strip club.

Words to live by, there.


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11 responses to “Envy and jealousy, hubba hubba edition

  1. Go Dawgs!

    It’s still a true statement when you delete “on an official visit.”


  2. TennesseeDawg

    When you say “rural Mississippi strip club” the first word that comes to mind is “scary”


  3. Jack

    Well said sir, well said.


  4. Dog in Fla

    The discos there are not quite as scary.


  5. Hogbody Spradlin

    Used to be the recruits didn’t have to go off campus. The campus hostesses took care of things.

    Reminds me of an oldie: What do the girls at Auburn put behind their ears to attract the recruits?
    Answer: their feet.


    • WaRd Eagle

      That reminds me of an oldie, too.

      What do the girls at UG put behind their ears to attract recruits?

      Their paws.


  6. By Georgia We Did It

    There’s nothing Gold about the Golden triangle. Just a bunch of farmland, dollar stores and tornado magnets (Oh yeah, and MSU).


  7. WaRd Eagle

    I think we can all share in the shame.

    From the article…,

    “Obviously, the coaches from all those schools have offered compelling sales pitches, but that hasn’t stopped folks with way too much time on their hands from chipping in their own advice to an 18-year-old they’ve probably never met. Some guy named Chad, whose profile lists him as a department manager at Wal-Mart, wrote this on Drew’s wall: “Ray only 3 more days to go before you commit. The DAWGS is the right place to go and to win. GO DAWGS.”

    Some 33-year-old guy named Buddy who lives in Wyoming — Mark, these people really don’t know how to use your privacy settings — had this to say: “You know what happens when you cross an eagle with a tiger? A BCS National Championship. WDE! You gone look good in orange and blue.”

    Meanwhile, a guy named Malte whose profile picture features him wearing angel wings and a fuzzy halo wrote this to Drew: “Wherever u r gonna play, I wish you the best! But seriously, its all about the U! Go there and be part of their legacy! Great education as well! Look at them, how many players playing in the Nfl, going to the pro bowl played there?! More than from any other college! It will be your pipeline to the pros if u chose them! Id love to workout with guys like Ed Reed, Amdre Johnson or Ray Lewis in the offseason and u have the chance to do it! Its a canes thing!”

    A guy named Josh whose profile says he works at ConAgra Foods in Louisiana wrote this: “Take time and think about it Ray LSU puts out the best d-lineman in the SEC hands down. But anyway make the best choice for u. GO LSU TIGERS!!!!(Tyson Jackson, Glenn Dorsey, Kyle Williams, Marcus Spears, The Green brothers Howard & Jarvis, Drake Nevis, Marquise Hill r.i.p, Rickey Jean Francois, da lists go’s on & this is just since 2000″”


  8. BMan

    Is it okay to take a recruit’s dad to the Pony? What if the dad went to the club but the recruit didn’t know about it, and then he decided to go to another school anyway?