Coaches, you’ll want to make sure you sign up for this early:
Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino will be a guest lecturer at the USC/NIKE Coach of the Year Clinic (better known as Camp Kiffin) later this month in Los Angeles.
You won’t want to miss the panel discussion on how to negotiate a favorable buyout provision.
First Session: Contract Negotiation “Looking out for numero uno”
Petrino at a Kiffin coaching clinic? That’s the most perfect jackwad scenerio
I’ve ever seen.Wonder if they’ll get Cecil to do the devotion?
Agenda:
9:00-10;15. “Its all part of the plan. How to avoid mistakes by claiming that’s what you meant to do.”
10:30 to 12:00 “So you want to be a douchebag.”
12:00 -1:00 lunch
I’d make sure tickets to the afternoon sessions are refundable. You never know when an offer to speak at one’s dream seminar will come along.
+1, Groo.
That is super arrogant. Zack loves it…
http://lostangelesblog.wordpress.com/2011/02/03/recruiting-is-easy-when-you-suck-less-than-the-rest-of-your-conference/
Are there two bigger d-bags on the planet than these guys?
That amount of assholery in one zip code might cause a rip in the space time continuum.
cecil newton will show up for a small fee(180k).
Kiffin flies in via helicopter, smashes everything, then leaves for a better clinic. Petrino, after assuring everyone he’ll return, exits via the back door during the bathroom break.