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If Saban got any farther separation, he’d be outside the frame.
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Chizik has a nice, well earned smirk
a $180,000 smirk really. Bought and paid for, not earned IMO.
I recommend that you follow the example set forth in this video:
Looks like Richt and Joker missed the “dress nice” memo.
…or the tools decided to wear ties.
Lots of open collars in that photo. But really. Who we kidding? They’re football coaches.
Appears to me that Chizik has slid over and is invading CWM personal space.
Makes me wonder who the genius was who suggested Chizik and Saban pose next to each other in the first place.
Saban? If he can put that space there, he ingratiates himself to his base a little bit more. He’s crafty.
I’m thinking that Chizik is afraid that Al from Dadeville is gonna come after him if he touches God… or that Saban just dropped a fart.
The guy ain’t nothing but 5-5
This may be the only group photo in existence where Satan wasn’t placed on the front row. Little man complex? Did he rebel and refuse to go to the front where all short people are regated? Did he throw a tandrum and stomp his size 6s?
Legs would have been dangling from the chair…
Does Ron Burgundy know that Nick Saban raids his wardrobe?
Does The Fonz know Chizic raids his? Ayyyyy!
Mullen laps field and wins the heed move award
It’s a virtual planetoid.
I’ve read on Tiger Droppings that Saban will be speaking to The Pentaverate at their tri-annual meeting at ….The Meadows.
He is e-vil, like the fru-its of the dev-il.
You would think that with H. Stockton in Atlanta providing clothes for Richt that he would show up with something nicer than a GA pullover and a red turtleneck.
I guess that’s the Vandy guy to Richt’s right. Looks like a bond trader.
Is Chizik going for the Henry Winkler look circa 1978? AAAYYY!
Gene’s always been a sharp dressed man
Stop stealing my material 😉
Dude I posted it at 9:34 AM … what time zone are you in? And I was able to finish a complete thought you forgot to include wardrobe or closet.
Who is that guy on Richt’s right?
No, seriously, I’ve never seen that person before.
That is Vandy’s new Director of Intramural Football.
What’s up with his eyes?
Although Franklin didn’t know it when he signed on, his contract requires that he be a subject of the Neuro-Ophthalmology clinical study group at Vanderbilt Eye Institute
Stoned no doubt. One would have to be to take that job. Also, I am told that in group photos of this type the placement of the subjects in the picture really has meaning, i.e. the closer to the center of the photograph the more important you are supposed to be. CMR is front row almost dead center. But then, so is stoner Vandy new coach that nobody knows.
Reward for not oversigning?
He looks like the Judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Nerds aplenty in that pic. Especially Petrino. Has he ever been laid?
Petrino looks like a middle management engineer. You’d almost expect to see him wearing brown shoes with his black pants.
Look Petrino is just playing to his European heritage. Go to any of the fashion capitals in Europe and you will see plenty of men wearing brown with black. They wear brown shoes with everything.
You really should only wear black shoes when you put on a tux for a black tie event.
“Brown shoes don’t make it.”
If he cannot accomplish that in Atlanta and Fayetteville he never will.
I get embarrassed when reading these posts. Making light of a man’s stature doesn’t speak well for our fan base. Taking an off comment by a high school player and repetitively throwing it at an opposing coach by continually referring to how short he is implies that we are short in our social skills as well as being downright mean.
Everyone should have known that he qualifies as a midget. Didn’t yo Mommas give you a tongue lashing for making fun of midgets? Uh, Uh, Uh!….oughtta be shamed of yoself. Jus’ makes you want to tousle his little ole’ hair.
Man, I so agree. Geez, what a bunch of childish jokes about stature and haberdashery.
By the way, is Houston Nutt our new nose tackle? Looks like he’s been taking lessons from Terrence Cody. 🙂
Who’s the bellhop? That sure ain’t a Nehru garnet colored jacket he’s wearing.
Serious moment: Total the income of all these guys in the photo. Bet it tallies more than the monetary compensation of the top 12 industry CEOs in the U.S.. More than the salaries of the heads of 12 democratic countries. And we are poking fun at them like they just put down their Wal-Mart packages for this photo.
Unfortunately, Chizik and Saban did.
Everyone has missed the look on The Hat’s face and body language. He’s definitely in the midst of ripping a huge fart on Dooley.
Saban is going to have his nickname the “Armani Bear” revoked if he keeps dressing like that.
Is Charles Manson dead, or is he bald and coaching at Vandy?
Will Stockdale needs to learn how to tie a tie.
“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
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