February 21, 2011 · 12:12 PM

How to end the War on Terror in one easy step.

It occurs to me that if somebody could link Osama bin Laden to the Toomer’s Corner oak trees, the Alabama media and the Auburn fan base would have his whereabouts, along with those of everyone else in his organization,  sniffed out in a matter of days.

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10 responses to “How to end the War on Terror in one easy step.”

  1. 69Dawg
    February 21, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    Yea that or link Osama to the death of Dale Sr. Either way there would be a killing.

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  2. BMan
    February 21, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    God knows the NCAA’s not gonna do anything to Osama or al-Qaeda about oversigning.

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  3. Normaltown Mike
    February 21, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    If only Mudcat would loan his car to OBL.

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  4. Dog in Fla
    February 21, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Reasons why Finebaum will refuse to walk point:
    a. Tora Bora too hilly.
    b. Not a tunnel rat, going into caves makes Paul queasy.
    c. Claims bipartisan maneuver deceitful, tricks Auburn and Alabama fans into thinking that they have same mission goal, hurts ratings too much.
    d. If the CIA and Pakistan can’t do it, nobody can!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6684540/Gordon-Brown-Pakistan-has-failed-to-find-Osama-bin-Laden.html

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  5. Irishdawg
    February 21, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    Maybe Osama can sell his turban to an agent; that will get the NCAA cracking.

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  6. Russell
    February 21, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    I say give the trees an honorable and appropriate death with dignity. Cut them down and let them be used to make toilet paper.

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  7. shane#1
    February 21, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    I know a couple of bars in East Albany that could handle things. Just drop Osama off in the parking lot and, problem solved! All kidding aside, country boys usually make good troops.

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  8. Bulldog Joe
    February 21, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    They know all about who posted what on the internet six years ago, yet no one knows why Cam said, “The money’s too good” when asked why he wasn’t signing with Mississippi State last year. No one knows how much money was/is funneled to players, recruits, and their families through Chette Williams Ministries and Victoryland. No one knows the role Colonial Bank Mortgage played in “influencing” Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown, Carlos Rogers, Jason Campbell, and others to return for their senior seasons.

    Go figure.

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