Name that caption: The OBC thinks Coors is the tits.

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32 responses to “Name that caption: The OBC thinks Coors is the tits.

  1. NRBQ

    Is that the infield at Daytona?

    If so, you can bet there were some shirtless men there that make him look like Ray Drew.

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  2. JaxDawg

    Well, he definitely looks like a Florida (Gator) kind of guy.

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  3. hodgie

    Attendance aint saggin but my boobs are.

    Btw, pics like these make me like Spurrier. I know I’m supposed to hate him but it would be awesome to hang out with him.

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  4. Boro Dawg

    Thought bubble above the guy in the white shirt…

    “Mmmm, after a couple of cold ones, the ole ball coach is kinda hot…”

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  5. BMan

    “The NCAA made those players move out of the hotel, but the guidelines said it was okay for all of ’em to move into my navel crack.”

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  6. What fresh hell is this?

    South Carolina man awaits breast reduction and fitting with “the Bro”

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  7. Vinings Dog

    If you look at Surrier’s nipples (and I never thought I would) and imagine them as eyes, his navel crack looks like a frowning mouth (perhaps one too many sack from Mr. Stanfill).

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  8. Boss Dawg

    Seems he is following the Coors slogan of, “Turn them loose”….damn son, put those things away.

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  9. Dboy

    In a slightly drunk spurrier voice: ya know, sometimes I just feel like retiring…

    BTW, you have to love that he has no shirt but still sporting the visor. I love it OBC!!!

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  10. 9-5 and surrounded by adoring fans! This is Carolina football!

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  11. Stoopnagle

    Hittin’ the Brown Hound. I’ve got to agree with hodgie.

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  12. Keith

    Agreeing with hodgie and stoopnagle, hanging out with the OBC would be an awesome hoot, and although he can rub a lot of victories over our heads, the one thing that gets his goat most of all, is his loss as a player to us. We always got that to talk about if he gets obnoxious. But boy, the stories I bet he could tell over a few cold ones.

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  13. Catfish

    … yep, and that was the third time I went to jail for smacking Jerri around.”

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  14. JasonC

    A lot of jokes about OBC’s body, but he is 60+, right? Of course that said, he probably should change to the Silver Bullet.

    I’m just glad the kid has sense enough to look away.

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  15. Dawg19

    “Does this visor make me look fat?”

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  16. Dawg19

    “Excuse me, Mr. Fulmer…can we get your autograph?”

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  17. The Watergirl

    You stay classy San Diego!!! It is the banquet beer of Coors

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  18. Mike

    “Coach Spurrier, you are a great coach that will always have the love of the Gator Nation for a lot of things, not the least of which gave said Nation total ownership of the Georgia Bulldogs. But sir, your beer SUCKS!”

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  19. Scott

    “Well……I got the tits part down pat.”

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  20. Spike

    I think the guy on the far left has a serious man crush on th OBC. He is checking out his man boobs.

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  21. Castleberry

    That is a solid A cup.

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  22. Spike

    Does the guy on the left have jorts on? This is priceless!!

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  23. Jaybird

    That disgusted look the OBC has is because he just asked the Auburn guy on the far left..”brother, can you spare a dime?”…and the dude said “it’s all been spent”…..

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  24. Toom

    “The truth is, boys, I get more a$$ now than I did as a player.”

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  25. Dog in Fla

    The guy in the middle consoles Steve by telling him that he once heard some kind of rumor that anything more than a mouthful is wasted.

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  26. AlphaDawg

    “Son…I won a Heisman with these moobs”

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  27. D.N. Nation

    Wow, old age is unfortunate. I consider Spurrier a man who’s in pretty decent shape, and yet…sagging happens to everyone.

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  28. “I wonder when that silver bullet train is gonna come by and firm these bad boys up.” – SOS

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