February 24, 2011 · 8:22 AM

Their mascot can kick your mascot’s ass.

These guns are deadly, people.

Either that, or that Vandy student validated every nerd cliché you know.

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15 responses to “Their mascot can kick your mascot’s ass.”

  1. Go Dawgs!
    February 24, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    Break. That. Nose. First. Down. Vanderbilt. (Foghorn).

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  2. hailtogeorgia
    February 24, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    That didn’t really look like an accident to me, and judging by the girl’s reaction standing behind Mr. C, it didn’t to her either. I’d have been pretty angry if I were that kid.

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  3. Normaltown Mike
    February 24, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    A buddy of mine went to Vandy and on a couple occasions got in a scrap. Both instances are instructive.
    -In the first, the site of blood had concerned students awe struck and recommending he seek medical care, e.g. “my father is a plastic surgeon, you really ought to have that properly set”.
    -The second attracted the attention of the authorities and as a result of an excited utterance yelled during the affray, he had to take a “Sensitivity Training” course (even though he was defending himself from another geeked up student).

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  4. Dog in Fla
    February 24, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Unlike Al from Deadville, Mr. Commodore already has his defense planned. He got it from Deadspin.

    “but our tipster relays that the bloody student had grabbed Mr. C’s junk during a crowd surfing stunt. Mascot justice.”

    http://deadspin.com/#!5768251/vanderbilt-mascot-punches-vanderbilt-fan-bloodying-his-nose

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  5. Brandon
    February 24, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    The mascot and the kid should be invited to the White House for a beer summit.

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  6. Russ The Temporary Mascot
    February 24, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    I warned y’all about Mr. Commodore.

    All the losing and those apathetic fans were going to make him snap one day.

    It was inevitable.

    Russ.

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    • Dog in Fla
      February 24, 2011 at 2:36 PM

      Russ, I’ll tell you what’s also inevitable. Your gene pool is Olympic-size, at least compared to the last two. We think it’s time for you to ask Sonny again to have his stylist dye your brindle white so you can come back as RPM.

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  7. Cecil Newton
    February 24, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Looks like a complete accident to me. Similar to the “blessing” I received during Cam’s recruitment.

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  8. hodgie
    February 24, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    Haha. Good one Cecil.

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  9. Spike
    February 24, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    Right wing talk radio must have made him do it. Shall we ban mascots?

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    • Dog in Fla
      February 24, 2011 at 3:19 PM

      “Right wing talk radio must have made him do it.”

      Not sure. This one didn’t involve a semi-automatic with a large capacity (“Party-Size”) magazine or an abortionist.

      “Shall we ban mascots?” Just human mascots. Except Rocky.

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  10. aious
    February 26, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    I am not sure why that guy didn’t just attack the mascot right after the punch

    I mean, come on

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  11. Dan
    March 1, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    I never would have though Vandy’s mascot would be so tough. This guide to college mascots rips him as being lame:

    http://www.bofads.com/stories/collegemascots.htm

    Then again, people do seem to like him:

    http://bofadeez.blogspot.com/2010/11/vanderbilt-university.html

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