March 16, 2011 · 8:03 AM

Letting my freak flag fly.

Stephen Garcia, this note’s for you.

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Filed under 'Cock Envy, The Body Is A Temple

13 responses to “Letting my freak flag fly.”

  1. TennesseeDawg
    March 16, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    All South Cackalacky players are hereby on notice! Your spring practice time is in jeopardy if you continue to screw around.

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  2. Richard
    March 16, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    I live in SC and I can tell you that Gamecock fans think they are going undefeated this Fall. I keep asking them about their front 7 on D and haven’t heard anything convincing yet.

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  3. 69Dawg
    March 16, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Did I miss something I thought Steven G was already out for the spring because of the problems in Atlanta. Was I mistaken?

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  4. ericdawg
    March 16, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    @69Dawg: He is coming back next week.

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  5. heyberto
    March 16, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Stephen Garcia…. The gift that keeps on giving…

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  6. SF Dawgs
    March 16, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    Ahh yes… QC… throw da best damn bounce-pass you ever seen…

    Surprising stat: QC beat David Greene on the Wonderlick Test 30-20…

    Crack kills, don’t it?

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  7. Cojones
    March 16, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Depends on what the author meant when he wrote “If Stephen Garcia can keep his head down….”. I figure about 300lbs of saltpeter ought to do the trick! Or share several of my meds that have that down as a side effect.

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  8. shane#1
    March 16, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    So it’s no fun not being at practice, not part of the team? I can imagine the conversation with SOS went something like this. “Boy, I have had it with you, I am kicking you out of this university!” “Kick me out if you have to coach, just don’t suspend me from practice.” “How about you run penalty laps till you puke.” “Run me till I die, just let me practice, I love practice, it’s fun and I feel like one of the guys” Later that night Garcia makes a phone call, “Hello ladies—–“

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  9. Mayor of Dawgtown
    March 16, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    Prediction: Garcia gets benched midway through next season and USCe wins 7 or fewer games.

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