This really is the quintessential slow-news-day-in-college-football story.
Obvious musical accompaniment from The Move:
Filed under Science Marches Onward
It’s kinda like a huge Chia Pet.
You mean the guitar player?
Yeah, him too.
A stranger is driving through a little South Ga town and spys an old man sitting on the front porch of the general store. ” Hey old timer” the stranger says. ” What do you do for entertainment around here, go downtown and watch the stop light change color?” Old man, “what stop light?” Watching artificial grass grow is a new one for me though.
“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
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