May 4, 2011 · 6:19 AM

You know it’s the offseason when…

This really is the quintessential slow-news-day-in-college-football story.

Obvious musical accompaniment from The Move:

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4 responses to “You know it’s the offseason when…”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    May 4, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    It’s kinda like a huge Chia Pet.

  2. shane#1
    May 4, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    A stranger is driving through a little South Ga town and spys an old man sitting on the front porch of the general store. ” Hey old timer” the stranger says. ” What do you do for entertainment around here, go downtown and watch the stop light change color?” Old man, “what stop light?” Watching artificial grass grow is a new one for me though.