Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

How many times is the OBC gonna keep repeating this?


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13 responses to “Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  1. Chuck

    Not many of us believe Garcia is really gone, at least not if he wants to stay. But, watching it play out – the dance, the fake atonement, the healing – who says guys don’t love soap operas?


  2. TennesseeDawg

    Steve Spurrier said his quarterback “has got a chance of being back”
    Yeah and that chance is 100% (nice SNL reference)


  3. Spike

    They deserve each other.


  4. Normaltown Mike

    Am I a bad person if I hope that Jeremy Shapp or Chris Connelly does a story for ESPN profiling Garcia’s talent, travails, downfall and eventual “come to Jesus” this summer and how he’s a new man?


  5. Bad M

    Even though he hurts you, there are still feelings there. Kind of like battered woman’s syndrome.

    Seriously, letting him go would definitely hurt Steve more than Stephen. Principles are a b#tch when they actually have to cost you something. Of course they are not really principles otherwise, are they?


  6. 81 Dog

    Garcia is starting to make Art Schlister look like a stable, well adjusted guy. If he screws up one more time, Spurrier is going to permanently ban him from spring practice at South Carolina. That’ll teach him.


  7. Nate Dawg

    Is Connor Shaw just not as good as he’s supposed to be at this point or what? I mean, if your bread and butter is your awesome running back and great recievers, why can’t he get the ball to them just as well as Garcia? And isn’t he even much more of a run threat as well?


  8. Stephan Garcia

    (hic..) I’ll drink to that coach!

    /Senator…you ignorant slut!


  9. lrgk9

    Connor Shaw – See Logan Gray

    Cognitive recognition speed issues.


  10. AthensHomerDawg

    5 suspensions and he still has a shot of rejoining the team. What a joke. It’s this kind of lax attitude toward poor behavior that brings your team down. Just ask Phil Fulmer. That’s why we have the Fulmer Cup.


    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      Do you mean the Phillip Fulmer that won 2 SEC Championships, 6 SEC East titles, a BCSNC at UT and had a career winning percentage of .745? The guy who was 10-6 against the Dawgs. That Phillip Fulmer? Looks like his method of lack of discipline and out and out cheating worked pretty well.