May 27, 2011 · 7:29 AM

Wake up!

Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

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Filed under Whoa, oh, Alabama

30 responses to “Wake up!”

  1. piper
    May 27, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    Rammer Lammer!

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  2. SemperFiDawg
    May 27, 2011 at 7:33 AM

    AGGGGGGH!!!!!!!! MY EX.

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  3. Steve M.
    May 27, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    Shouldn’t the “J” be reversed?

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  4. TennesseeDawg
    May 27, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    His back has a very detailed Nick Saban in the Jesus pose with Auburn fans bowing to his glory

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  5. pantslesspatdye
    May 27, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    Ignoring the obviously reversed “J”, is there any logic in Jammer having been tattooed backwards on his forearm? Do the words line up when he is shooting a rifle or during an interpretvie pole-dance?

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      May 27, 2011 at 9:40 AM

      If I had to guess, it’s so he can admire his pose in a mirror.

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    • ChicagoDawg
      May 27, 2011 at 10:18 AM

      Presumably, it is for those who are viewing him from behind, with his arms hanging at his side. Whatever the case, trying apply logic to what this cat has going is not going to end in a successful outcome. The reversed ‘J’ is priceless. Doh!

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  6. No One Knows You're a Dawg
    May 27, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    Damn United fan.

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    • Normaltown Mike
      May 27, 2011 at 9:52 AM

      Have you read “Among the Thugs”?

      First half of the book is priceless.

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      • No One Knows You're a Dawg
        May 27, 2011 at 10:39 PM

        Yes I have. Good book. Amazing how “normal” the hooligans were/are.

        “Manchester la, la, la . . . Manchester la, la,la . . . Manchester la, la, la . . .”

        When Spencer Hall or Michael Elkon discuss the similarities between college football and European soccer, that guy above should be used as an example.

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  7. DawgnAub
    May 27, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    wow, Al from Dadeville’s brief time in jail was pretty good to his physique.

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  8. HK
    May 27, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Note this nipples poking out of the man boob shadow.

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  9. Hogbody Spradlin
    May 27, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    The entire word jammer is reversed. I bet this guy has a 9th grade education and a dick the size of a raisin.

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  10. Spike
    May 27, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Hog… I don’t think I would have said that!

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  11. matt b
    May 27, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    If I had to guess, I’d say this is an English football hooligan photo-shopped to appear as a Bama fan. That’s just me though…

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    • Sefdawg
      May 27, 2011 at 11:12 AM

      No, I’ve seen this guy before. He walks around shirtless, in a kilt and houndstooth hat with a Bama flag draped over himself. He was profiled on some random football show I watched last season. I love my Dawgs, but damn!

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    • piper
      May 27, 2011 at 11:14 AM

      no it’s real. do a google image search for “alabama super fan”. there are more pics.

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  12. Puffdawg
    May 27, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    What’s up with the eyes? Albino? And is that Mike Shula on his chest?

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  13. AthensHomerDawg
    May 27, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    “My love for the University of Alabama can be equaled, but it can’t be surpassed,’’ Davis said. “I love it more than life itself. The school’s athletic department is in my will.” Davis said. “Nathan Davis aka the Alabama super fan.
    In 2006, Davis gave up his career with the U.S. Department of Defense, his life in Colorado, and moved back to Alabama to fulfill his childhood dream of being a student at the University of Alabama.

    Since Davis enrolled at UA _ he’s now a junior majoring in history and plans on being a middle school teacher once he graduates …..Public Schools are fixing to get a whole lot more interesting soon!

    ……..bless his heart.

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  14. Cojones
    May 27, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    The glue came off the tape after they put strips across his eyes and down his nose before lashing him facedown to a massage gurney. Then they flipped the gurney into a UV lamp. Boy is he pee-owed with that 3rd degree full thickness burn !

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  15. Mayor of Dawgtown
    May 27, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    This person is seriously disturbed.

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