June 2, 2011 · 12:34 PM

If Nike designed a playing field…

this is probably what it would look like.

Holy Mother of Crap, that’s hideous.

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24 responses to “If Nike designed a playing field…”

  1. Russ
    June 2, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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  2. mwo
    June 2, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    The girl on the left had an aerial view of the installation. http://youtu.be/-HeNr03jcOQ

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  3. Go Dawgs!
    June 2, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    Step 1: Install crazy Boise State-inspired field turf.
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit!

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  4. WH
    June 2, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    Add an ugly gator skin print to it and I think Nike slap a swoosh on it.

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  5. The Realist
    June 2, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Is this the sort of “value” that teams like Boise have added to the football landscape?

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  6. RC
    June 2, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Have you seen that red abomination at Eastern Washington? I’m all for programs having a little fun and differentiating themselves from the pack somehow, but Mother of God…please make it stop.

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  7. Deanna
    June 2, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    This is not a football field. This is upholstery.

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  8. X-Dawg
    June 2, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Central Arkansas should rename their mascot to the “Pimps”. Just waiting for GTU to get in on some of this action now.

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    • Go Dawgs!
      June 2, 2011 at 2:14 PM

      Gold and black honeycomb pattern. All over the field. There’s not enough bourbon in the world for me to be able to stomach looking at that every two years.

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  9. Hobnail_Boot
    June 2, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Have you seen Oregon’s basketball court?

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  10. Scott W.
    June 2, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Off topic, but does anyone know what channel the UGA baseball game is on or if the game is broadcast?

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  11. gastr1
    June 2, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    The NCAA needs to step in on this sort of thing before more schools screw this up. It’s downright HARD to watch a Boise game when those fools are wearing the all-blue unis on the blue field…I can just imagine what it would be like to watch a game, in person or in any manner, on this visual sledgehammer of a field.

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    • Russ
      June 2, 2011 at 6:37 PM

      Well, to be honest, there’s only about 30,000 of them watching the game at BSU, so the damage is limited.

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  13. Reptillicide
    June 2, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    What the hell is this? Whose gonna be the first team to install psychadelic turf?

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  14. Bulldog Joe
    June 2, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Gonna be hotter than Hades in September.

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