Daily Archives: June 8, 2011

Tell me you don’t want to pop open a cold one of these right now.

This has to be one badass beverage, my friends.

(h/t Ezra Klein)


Filed under Uncategorized

Here we go.

A University of New Mexico regent wants the school and state to jump into bed with the Utah attorney general on the BCS antitrust suit.  Money (ha!) quote:

“Something’s clearly wrong with a system in which people conspire to keep other conferences out of this series,” Fortner said, “when the end result is to cut a number of schools out of a lot of money.”

At least he’s not arguing that his school deserves a postseason shot to settle it on the field.


Filed under BCS/Playoffs, It's Not Easy Being A Mid-Major, It's Just Bidness

He always did like a challenge.

Meet the new defensive line coach at Northwest Mississippi Community College (h/t Weiszer).

The defending MACJC North Division champion Northwest Rangers and fourth-year head coach Ricky Woods have announced the hiring of Jon Fabris as its new defensive line coach.

Fabris replaces Jordan Lesley, who coached one season for Northwest and left to take the defensive coordinator position at Kilgore College (Texas) in early March.

A veteran defensive coach, Fabris will be joining the Rangers’ coaching staff after spending the last nine seasons (2001-09) as the defensive ends coach on Mark Richt’s staff at the University of Georgia.

Somehow it’s fitting that the man who loved directional kicking now coaches at a directional community college.


Filed under Georgia Football

Colt McCoy’s wife is jealous of 40-year-old men.

As if the NCAA doesn’t already have enough on its plate

… Rachel McCoy said she felt most people who approach players and offer gifts are naïve to NCAA rules.

“Regularly, it’s just dinner,” she said. “People in Texas are just being friendly. They don’t mean anything by it at all. They don’t really realize, I don’t think, most of the time that it is a violation.”

Regardless, she said, the NCAA needs to implement harsher penalties to discourage boosters from this sort of behavior.

“You can not expect 19 and 20-year-old kids to say no to free stuff when they’re in college,” she said on the radio. “It’s silly. We need to make something more set for these adults to hold them accountable.”

You know what the real problem at Texas is?  Good manners.

… Rachel McCoy said Colt’s father’s Brad, tried to shield him from agent attention, and that Colt brushed off any he received. Other Longhorns, though, were tempted by premature offers from agents.

“I saw so many of his teammates who just maybe didn’t have that self-control to say no to somebody,” she said on the air. “I know I can’t. It’s not my personality. I don’t want to hurt people’s feelings. It’s hard because you’ve got adults who you respect, who you think will know what’s right and wrong. When you have adults offering things, promising the world, we’re taught to go along with that and say yes because that’s the respectful thing to do. It’s interesting to see adults put kids in those positions.”

Mack Brown is probably wondering if he needs to hire an assistant coach for etiquette now.  Maybe Miss Manners is available.  She’s one tough cookie.


Filed under Big 12 Football, The NCAA

Weaving a new narrative in Gainesville

Oh, puhleeze.

… You have to look hard within Florida’s athletic department to find a sport as mediocre as the 8-5 Gators were in football last season. Thanks to women’s basketball, which has yet to make significant progress under four-year coach Amanda Butler, at least the program Muschamp inherited from Urban Meyer can say it wasn’t the worst on campus.

At this rate, by the time the media covering Florida gets done, Urban Meyer will be lucky if they haven’t run him out of town on a rail.

(h/t MrSEC.com)


Filed under Gators, Gators..., Media Punditry/Foibles

Snarky comment of the morning

Phil Steele ranks Georgia 92nd nationally in percentage of tackles returning.  Depending on your perspective, that may not be such a bad thing.


Filed under Georgia Football, Phil Steele Makes My Eyes Water

Saban vs. Oversigning.com

Nick Saban’s met the challenge of recruiting rules changes before and survived – nay, prospered.  But is he ready to deal with this?

If you have not yet finalized your transfer plans, we would like to strongly recommend to you that you contact Marc Bailey at www.parentsofplayers.com to discuss your rights under by-law  Marc is experienced in negotiating fair treatment for players looking to transfer, being forced to transfer, or just flat not being renewed, and he might be able to negotiate with your coaches to sign a “sit out waiver” so that you can continue to pursue your football and educational interests at the FBS level instead of going to JUCO or FCS.

Please consider talking to Marc, he’s a former player that understands the difficult and life-altering decisions you have to make at this crucial time in your life, and he also knows about all the tricks coaches are going to use on you to encourage you to transfer out of their program so they can get their roster down to 85 players by August.  You have absolutely nothing to lose by spending 10 minutes on the phone with him and he might be able to help you land at another SEC school or another FBS school, especially if you feel as though your transfer was encouraged in any way.   If you don’t feel comfortable in talking to Marc, ask your high school coach to contact him.

I suspect Saban doesn’t have time for this shit, but stay tuned.


Filed under Nick Saban Rules, The Blogosphere