I suspect you’ll need another bottle for every time this one gets repeated:
… Garcia acknowledged he strongly considered a transfer, coach Steve Spurrier even agreeing to sign the papers if the quarterback wanted. Garcia graduated with a sociology degree last May and could play somewhere that offered a post-graduate program South Carolina did not.
But Garcia was swayed by tailback Marcus Lattimore and receiver Alshon Jeffery, who encouraged him to withstand the comments and criticism from those outside the team.
“It meant a lot to me,” the quarterback said.
Oy. By the time this is all over, we may be reminiscing fondly about Verne crushes for the GPOOE™ and the two Davids.