Zeke Pike is Twitterific.

It’s always exciting for a blogger to discover the arrival of a new source of fodder.

Zeke Pike, welcome aboard, son.  You’re gonna make a fine addition to an already target rich environment.



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12 responses to “Zeke Pike is Twitterific.

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    He’s a regular Lane Kiffin. Poor guy is going to get creamed when he sets foot on the field.


  2. Ben

    I read that article yesterday and I was just hoping you would see it! I am so excited to see what this idiot will bring us!!


  3. TennesseeDawg

    I was disappointed he didn’t use the term “Gumps” to describe Bama fans.


  4. FisheriesDawg

    Are we sure his last name isn’t actually Clausen?


  5. ChicagoDawg

    I can only assume he is growing a sweet mullet and will be issued #18 — so as to keep alive the legacy of the now all but forgotten Steve Tanneyhill.


  6. Go Dawgs!

    Fun to read, but that kid seems like a real prick. If you haven’t even played your senior season yet, I’d advise you to sit down and shut the hell up. If he ever gets under center for Auburn (which is a fairly big “if”… he’s got the scholarship, but it remains to be seen if he can back all that bravado up) he is going to get absolutely crushed. Not just by Alabama players, but by anyone else he pisses off on Twitter. If he keeps posting during the season, you just know that he’s going to spout off on every team the Plainsmen play this year… especially the teams who beat Auburn. Good luck, Zeke. Hope Nick Saban doesn’t carry your head out on a Pike.


  7. Can’t decide who’s more annoying — Pike for trying to front like a mini-Kiffin before he’s played a single down of SEC football, or Scarbinsky for not having anything better to do with his column-inches than Zapruder some douchebag high-schooler’s Twitter feed.


  8. Darrren Rovelll

    Wow – it looks like Pike’s 7 on 7 coach is none other than Chip Kelly’s former player – Baron Flenory. I suppose Flenory is a little ticked that the Ducks gave so much $$ to Willie Lyles that Flenory is now sipping from the Auburn gravy train.


  9. Keese

    Lay off the kid…what 17 year old wouldn’t be overly excited for the AU signing bonus, debit cards, casino chips and Tigerettes?


  10. 69Dawg

    +1000 Kid had a big payday,I’d be happy too.