I can see it now. Stephen Garcia: “I don’t drink wine all the time, but when I do, I drink Gamecock Garnet.”
Stay thirsty, my South Carolina friends.
Filed under 'Cock Envy
Shouldn’t the QB coach be on the bottle instead of Spurrier?
I’m guessing he behind the column — pissing the stuff out.
Can you imagine all the cock fans sniffing the cork and swirling the vintage stock of the ol ball coach?
They sniff the cork, swirl the vintage stock and detect an unmistakable aroma of SEC Championship. Yup, must be summer in cock vintage country.
mmmm Cock wine …
Spurrier whine. They finally figured out how to bottle and sell it.
The year the whine began to ferment.
“We’re always looking for the aggregate of marginal gains.” — Kirby Smart, The Athletic, 7/16/19
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