He’s disowned his school. Now he’s pimping for the enemy beverage.
Next thing you know he’ll be crapping all over Chick-fil-A.
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17