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Muschamp: “Man, Urban is going to be pissed at me.”
Schadenfreude is pleasure derived by you as a result of the misfortune of someone you hate. When you cause that misfortune yourself, the proper term is “revenge.”
How many plays did you get in, Plato?
Schadenfreude. It sounds funnier.
I wonder if Mack is still pissed?
See no fat man. Smell no fat man.
I can’t believe I can still smell that. WTF was on Charlie’s hand?!?
“lacking the requisite ‘plays on the wristban’, father and son must read the small print on the palms of their hands”
wristband, quick typing
“If I cover my eyes, maybe I’ll become invisible to Jarvis Jones and Grantham.”
Jarvis Jones: the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Off-topic, but Senator, have you seen this yet?
This should be a must-watch for any high school senior on the fence about UGA and – well anywere.
Now I understand why many were bent out of shape about a picture of Aaron Murray with a beer can in his hand. It’s so out-of-character for a college kid.
Once again I must be the voice of reason for this blog. Does anyone watching the above video think for one second that the parents of those students would approve of that behavior? This is Exhibit “B” in the case RE: Moving the Georgia-Florida Game. Exhibit “A” is, of course, 4-18.
Riiight. Because there’s no drinking in Athens or Gainesville.
At least there is no beach to use as a place for raucous behavior like this in Athens, GA, the citadel of learning.
At the 2 minute mark, hey who invited grampa.
Well, someone had to pay for this.
We really do have a bunch of douchey students.
I’m a student and sometimes there are some other folks in the student section who make that a pretty terrible experience.
Like… Someone puking in the stands. Or the two guys smoking cigarettes who wouldn’t stop – even with the other students yelling at them.
They only smoke cigarettes now? When I was there, the GBI was in the stands at least 4 times a game searching for the weed smell.
And Adam, time for College 101. That girl puking in the stands? She needs someone to hold her hair. Or was it a guy? Then he certainly doesn’t need the rest of his liquor.
Bottom line: if you can’t take a party in the stands, Tech is ready when you are.
Every school has douchey students.
Can no one at UGA shotgun properly? Almost to a person, that was horrible, horrible form. Tilt head, can is vertical… it’s a mini-funnel people, not a pie-eating competition.
That was the most pathetic shotgunning of a beer I’ve ever seen.
OK Coach wants the WTF play.
“After the offense sputters once again, Charlie Weiss takes off his shirt to fire up the boys.”
It’s probably not “The Heartbreak of Psoriasis”. Anybody old enough to remember those commercials?
“Sweet Jesus, I should have used preparation H.”
“Anybody can ‘Tebow’… I’m ‘Muschamping’.”
you mean, “MusCHOMPing,” dont you?
“Damn, I have already lost as many games to UGA as Spurrier lost to them in 12 years, as Meyer lost to them in 6 years and even as many as Zook, (ZOOK!), lost to them in 3!”
“Well, even Tebow lost one game to the mangy mutts.”
Your head coach is 0-4 in Jacksonville. His first exposure to college coaching was Ray Goff. I hope you enjoy the hell out of the next four years, Mike.
Apologies, that’s 0-5.
I think you were right the first time. Muschamp was on the team that got blown out in Gainesville.
Mark Richt, I expect you to make me right next year.
And it’s only Year 1.
Who’s idea was it to snort cocain before coming out in the 2nd half?
Dream job my MFN ass, this is a MFN nightmare! That fat MFN C-Bomb Charlie is making me look bad. That crazy MF Meyer can suck my C for leaving me with this Shite.
Same exact quote for Brantley less the MFN, MF and C-bomb.
Oh no! We suck again!
Perfect Waterboy reference, love it.
Will, “I can’t bear to watch John get sacked again.”
John, “I can’t bear to see me get sacked again.”
Jarvis Jones silhouette is burned into my eyes!
Muschamp – Dammit! I washed my hands THREE times at halftime and they STILL smell like pussy! I gotta quit touching my players!
Brantley – “That (the Spikes eye gouge) wasn’t right. It was a bad deal. It will forever be in the mind of John Brantley and in the mind of our football team. We’ll handle it (by gouging our own eyes), and it’s going to be a big deal.”
Bonus Muschamp – “There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.”
Boom F’er: “Charlie Weiss…WTF was I thinking?!”
Gimpy: “Florida/Meyers…WTF was I thinking?!”
Muschamp- This is so embarassing. Orange and blue are the worst color combinations possible. Why did I come to this crappy school.
Brantley- I can’t believe that punk from Plant High School is beating me. Why did I go to this crappy school.
The Standing Tebow
C’mon Dawgs, these are weak. 🙂
True. Can you do better?
Absolutely not. 🙂
“Is he gone yet?” (referring to Jarvis Jones)
I can’t believe I hired that fat ****. (referring to Charlie Weis)
“Oh crap. We’ve got Vanderbilt next week”
Guys, I really don’t know why we are doing a photo caption contest when we’ve got to focus dearly on New Mexico State. This shows a distinct lack of planning on our part.
Misery loves company.
Boomer: “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You must never lose it.”
Brantley: “Jarvis keeps readjusting my “Breathe Right Advanced Nasal Strip”
Muschamp/Brantley : “Jesus”
Grantham: “You said it man! Nobody F%$#@ with the Jarvis!
Sorry, I got nothing.
Preoccupied with trying to figure out where I’ma watch both games.
It’s okay, William……..I’m a professional.
Goody’s. BC. Goody’s. BC. Goody’s. BC.
Oh god, Charlie just sh*t in the cooler without lifting the lid again.
Dear lord, I wish somebody would just choke me
Will: “There goes the jorts endorsement.”
Florida’s version of “Cover Two”…
“Those bright flashes of light coming from the Georgia players….they are everywhere.”
Boom: Holy shit, i can’t remember where eff I put my keys?
Brantley: What the HELL is that in my pants?
looks like the MusCHOMP to me.
What a weird chant from the crowd. What the heck does “Regression-To-The-Mean!” stand for anyways?
“i hope janorris saved the good shit for after the game.”
1. *sigh* motherfucker.
I like this one!!!!!
Muschamp: what would Ray Goff do?
Brantley: what would Tebow do?
Speaking for Florida Head Coach Will Muschamp is Good Times female lead Florida Evans: “Damn! Damn! Damn!”
Brantley: “So THIS is what dad was talkin’ about.”
“It starts with ourselves, and we want to dominate everybody in the east,” Fromm said. “It kind of starts in-house, and trying to get better every day.” — The Red & Black, 4/5/18
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