41 responses to “All kinds of dumb

  1. gastr1

    Jaw on floor.

    We need a phrase for that. “First and Nutt”? The offense is going “nutts out” on this play?

  2. Toom

    Funny I was just thinking … if SC and UGA win out, the conference could have 5 top 10 teams at the end of the year.

    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      Correct Toom. I don’t know what the Senator means when he says there is “rising tide of mediocrity at the lower levels of the SEC this season…” The SEC is as strong overall as ever. There always have to be winners and losers as these teams have to play each other. When LSU goes undefeated instead of 10-2 that means that 2 teams are deprived of 1 more win.This year Ole Miss got beat by Vandy so Ole Miss sinks a little lower and Vandy is a little higher. UK is usually at or near the bottom. The aberrations for UK have been the last few seasons when UK got to play in bowls. It’s not so much a rising tide of mediocrity as a realignment of the conference pecking order with Ole Miss falling below UK and Vandy rising above both UK and Ole Miss in the East and the West having 3 top programs this season whereas the East only has 2, UGA and South Carolina, because Florida and UT are having off seasons.

  3. James Stephenson

    You know, when I hear a fan say I could call a teams play’s 90% of the time before the snap, I always think BS. No amount of talent can overcome a DC knowing what the other team is going to run 90% of the time. But I guess an OLE Miss fan could actually do that. Wow.

  4. AlphaDawg

    I would have mixed it up and used their actual positions (RB, HB, TE, FLK, WR) as opposed to their initials. That would have really been confusing.

  5. stoopnagle

    So, is the Rt Rev not planning on ever coaching again? Because that’s some high level trolling right there.

  6. X-Dawg

    Now I REALLY have no hope for Ole Miss upetting LSU this week!🙂 Also, Muschamp should change it to “Heart Count”, imo.

    • Bulldog Joe

      When Boom screams at the refs, he is actually calling the next play.

      Betcha didn’t know this.

      • Cojones


  7. Chadwick

    I’m not surprised by this one bit. Nutt’s an idiot and the only bigger one I can think of that’s tied to Ole Miss is Khayat, who fired Cutcliffe. Put those two in a roof and they couldn’t find the floor.

  8. heyberto

    So are the Florida Gators utilizing a Fake Juice tactic? Wow.

  9. NC Dawg

    So, is Muschamp headed for an “in the hot seat” watch by midseason of 2012 if the Gators don’t come out of the chute fast?

    • Will (the other one)

      Depending on the final score of the FSU game, the bowl game, and Driskel transferring, it could be a hot seat by the spring game. The Zooker never went 6-7.

  10. UGAfoo

    As if LSU needs any extra help this week.


  11. Go Dawgs!

    Mike seems to be busy today. So, I’ll pick up his slack. Here we go:

    1) You Bulldog fans would know all about fake juice, so please tell us Florida fans how to do it.
    2) Say what you want, but Florida had the hard count down during our UNPRECENDENTED FIVE STRAIGHT APPEARANCES IN THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THAT!
    3) Todd Grantham made a choking gesture at the last team that could stay onsides, thus proving that Florida is superior.

    There. That oughta do it.

  12. The Lone Stranger

    The way I figure it, we’ll be seeing less and less of Gator Mike for the balance of the season. This typically occurs when the thrust of your arguments weave in ad hominem tactics that your team of choice just can’t back up.

  13. Go Dawgs!

    Are we sure that Dooley isn’t having some sort of a prolonged stroke?

  14. X-Dawg

    Absolutely LMAO at the picture of Dooley with the orange and red dogs on his shoulders.

  15. Dog in Fla

    When Derek heard about a squirrel’s bizarre obsession with a dog statute, he thought, “Why not me? Rommel would do it.”


    Old Smokey now knows how unwanted Russ The Temporary Bulldog feels and is expected to take a leak on the statue at the first available opportunity.

    • Cojones

      Rumor is that a maintenance painter was walking across the field with a bucket of orange paint when all the players began shouting,”RUN SMOKEY, RUN!!!

  16. Dante

    I can personally attest that “Red Dog” is indeed the opposite of positive thinking. Should I splurge for good beer this evening? Nah, I’ll just pick up some Red Dog. It’s the epitome of negativity.

    On a related note, are there any teams in Dooley’s conference whose mascot is a dog and whose primary color is red? Just more proof that Georgia is all up inside Derek Dooley’s head.

    • Will (the other one)

      I thought about that too, and wondered if the beer was still around. I remember it being popular right before the “Ice” craze hit beerland, and penguins singing Sinatra were all Bud offered.

    • Cojones

      Yes, Dante. Haven’t you heard of the Red Clay Hounds?

  17. Reading that article on Dooley and his colorful dogs just makes me want to go to The Varsity and order myself a red ‘dog and possible a naked steak.

  18. Zdawg

    “If there’s a God in heaven, a Florida player will be caught selling one of those shirts to a booster for $1,000.”

    Thanks for making my day Senator.

  19. JasonC

    If you haven’t checked out the link to the Ole Miss sign debacle, do yourself a favor and do it now. Then scroll down and enjoy their sign recommendations for Nutt & Co. to use.

  20. Spike

    How bout THEM dogs!!

  21. Spike

    Dooley is losing it.