‘That’s not a 5-5 team.’

After years of listening to Georgia fans try to console themselves with talk like “Georgia’s the best four-loss team in the country”, it sure is a pleasure watching Charlie Weis apply lipstick to Florida’s pig of a season.


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40 responses to “‘That’s not a 5-5 team.’

  1. TennesseeDawg

    Charlie’s right, they are more like a 3-7 team. Next year they lose Brantley, Rainey and Demps. Time for Georgia to start a winning streak against the Crocodiles of The University of the Peninsular State Just below Georgia.


  2. Hogbody Spradlin

    “Inconsistent at times”? They’re like Polacks. They’d take 4 downs to score if the other team left the field.

    As for you Charlie: Sooie, Sooie, Oink, Oink.


  3. gastr1

    Fatass could start by knowing the name of the conference he’s in.


  4. I don’t understand why they don’t revert to the Burton-Reed offense at the goal line. They do not have a power running game, but Trey Burton or Jordan Reed running the option is pretty close. They would have far more success doing that than sending Demps up the middle or having Brissett make a run-pass decision.


  5. Beer Money

    Don’t really see where he’s coming from. Their offense ranks anywhere from mediocre to near the bottom in the SEC in just about every category. Looks to me like a 5-5 team. And just because they had to play Alabama or LSU doesn’t matter. They could not move the ball consistently on Vanderbilt either.


  6. Go Dawgs!

    All I know is that, had Georgia not gotten it together and won the game, it would have been humiliating to lose to this Gator team. It’s the worst I’ve seen in more than 20 years, and that includes the Zook years. If Florida scheduled more like LSU, he’s right, it wouldn’t be a 5-5 team. It would be a 3-7 team. Georgia fans like to poor mouth our team because of the way teh schedule broke this year, but damn. These guys got Tennessee and Kentucky before they’d gotten ANYTHING figured out. Florida sucks this year. They’d better work hard, or it might be a short stay in Gainesville.


    • Russ

      Agreed. However, I actually think we got over the mental hump last year. Yeah, we putzed around this year, but we won. I think the worm has turned on this series.


      • James Stephenson

        We putzed around true, but at least we had an offense that could move the ball. They had kick returns and turnovers and that was it.


      • Just Chuck

        Also agree. It’s a little soon to be sure but I think mentally we’re much better off going to Jacksonville next year. I also don’t think the Gators can be much better than they are now. Granted they should have a grasp of their new offense to begin the year but who are they going to have to run it? I don’t see anyone in the pipeline who is better, or even as good, as the folks they’ve got this year.


  7. Russ

    I love the comments on the article, too. One fan was complaining about fair weather fans, and another chimed in agreeing about the problem. He said he’s been with them since 2005! Some of their fans even reach back to the 90’s!

    They really do think football was invented in the 90’s.

    Oh, and get ready for the Aggies next year. I learned when I moved to Texas that Texas A&M is the only school that has school spirit. They actually invented it, they believe. It’s usually amusing, but sometimes becomes annoying.


    • Dante

      The Aggies… Now THERE is a team that needs to learn how to finish the drill. I live in Texas these days, too, and I’m kind of torn on what I think of them. On one hand, they do have a ton of school spirit. On the other hand, they may be the only college football team more delusional than Georgia Tech. I’ll take them over Longhorns fans tough. I’m still not entirely sure how a fanbase can simultaneously argue that their conference is as good as any in the country and that a member leaving for another conference will get absolutely mauled in that new conference. To quote Kelly Bundy, “The mind wobbles….”


      • ScoutDawg

        Kelly Bundy quote, props to you sir.


        • Cojones

          Can you think of anything that sounds so remote in the middle of nowhere as College Station? This station is where you debark the train to go to college. It’s the perfect place for a military post…..wha? ….cadet corps? A very large military school? No wonder there are problems what with the male/female ratio being high. All the guys are horny and only have the football team to blow…off steam. Their mascot seems nervous and looks over his/her shoulder quite a bit and for good reason. The only way the fortunate few can get on with a date is the tradition of standing for the entire game and kissing on tds? They have now gone to first downs? Wow! And a 12th man tradition stems from a guy (who was zonkered, no doubt) coming out of the stands and playing in a game? You gotta have a boring team to do that. Yep, I’d have school spirit also. Or be a scolar by studying to take my mind off the outpost thingy. Or ship in truckloads of raisins. Hooch goes a long way towards school spirit. I know because I blog on GTP with a bunch of DGDs. Wonder if they have a Fing Scooter dealership in College Station?


          • AusDawg85

            ” Wonder if they have a Fing Scooter dealership in College Station?”

            As a matter of fact, I just sent my application for a Texas Enterprise fund investment to start one. Seems they have recently freed-up $25mm from another failed “sporting” venture outside of Austin, so my chances are looking good. Gov Shiny Boots loves him some Chinese investments, along with Oil & Gas, and, uh….er…(damn, what was the 3rd thingy?)…



  8. D.N. Nation

    He’s right. Given the amount of Penn Wagers-infused BS the Gators required to beat Vanderbilt, they’re really more like a 4-6 team.


  9. W Cobb Dawg

    Anyone hear from Mike lately?


  10. I never hated a fan base more than those FU retards. Second only to those Aubums.


    • Macallanlover

      Now that is a significant waffle for a 2 sentence post, you have political potential, sir. But it is hard to choose between the two worst sometimes, we all feel strongly both ways on that I suspect.


  11. As much as I hate the Gayturds, Franklin still has to pay his matriculation fee with Penn Wagers. After that fiasco at Nashville, obviously engineered by him, those Commodoormats deserved to receive some good stomping and spanking before they get some momentum.


  12. Weiss is wise enough with those comments to protect his job. I wonder if his contract has a 1 year trial period. LOL


  13. Scott W.

    And another thing, what the hell is with the black shirt? No Gatah color is black, is he trying to sauna some of that weight off in the Gainesville sun?


  14. Dawg Vent

    Can someone please educate me here?

    What in the fuck was Weiss doing sitting around on a fucking beer cooler during the SC game? Is he just that damn fat and lazy? Maybe he’s injured or something. Or perhaps he’s actually melded together with it like some of those morbidly obese people who become one with their couches. Because if he’s just that fat, lazy and pompous, UF needs to show him the door.

    So, I hope that UF continues to employ him as long as possible.


  15. Hobnail_Boot

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Tebow was their Herschel.


  16. Spike

    Dawg Vent.. Well played. Well played, indeed.


  17. Cojones

    FU, like Aubarn, has fallen a long way from egotistical heights. They are in full denial and it won’t get better because they have a ways to go. They are standing in the middle of the swamp in less than two feet of water and they are digging. Not until they move to high ground will they be able to drain the swamp.

    Isn’t it wonderful?


  18. Aligator

    No Tebow, no swagger … we suck .. you are all correct ..