November 28, 2011 · 10:20 AM

“If it’s what Urban wants, I’m happy for him.”

I strongly doubt this has even a snowball’s chance in hell of happening, but damn, would I love it if it did.

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54 responses to ““If it’s what Urban wants, I’m happy for him.””

  1. Siskey
    November 28, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    He won’t make it through the entire contract. Good riddance, Corch.

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  2. Russ
    November 28, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    If it brings ridicule to Meyer and UF, then I’m all for it.

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    • gastr1
      November 28, 2011 at 11:27 AM

      Gotta love the irony of getting screwed by your hero. What a massive conflict–almost as big as having to choose between short hair and long hair. Urban will be forever in the mind of Gator Nation, hence known as the “Urban Mullet”–stuck permanently between love and hate, never to be resolved.

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  3. Jax
    November 28, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    If Meyer has indeed accepted the OSU job, then why not simply confirm it? This is what I don’t like about the guy – always looking for the angle and avoiding being straight with people.

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  4. Nate Dawg
    November 28, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    If he coached against them I would split time laughing and crying tears of joy between each snap of the game. That and sipping on cold ones as the plays happen. So it sounds like a pretty good time for Ol’ Nate Dawg, here’s to wishes coming true!

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  5. Hogbody Spradlin
    November 28, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    Corch, in his own way, defiles things just as much as Lane Kiffin.

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  6. Dawgfan Will
    November 28, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Nah. Too many good things have already happened for the Dawgs this season. This would just be sinful.

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  7. Mike
    November 28, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    What have you guys got against Corch? Other than the fact that he whipped your team five out of six tries, I mean.

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    • Scott W.
      November 28, 2011 at 12:08 PM

      That and he’s a piece of shit.

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    • Hogbody Spradlin
      November 28, 2011 at 12:10 PM

      Well, if that’s what floats your boat and makes your poo smell beter Mike. But, Corch is a hustler and a self centered baby, and I bet you think it too when you’re around Gators.

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      • Mike
        November 28, 2011 at 5:20 PM

        Perhaps, Hogbody. But had he coached UGA for the last six years and won like he did at Florida, I doubt you would worry about that too much either.

        The man had his faults. Not the least of which is that his recruiting acumen dimmed a bit the last three years and Florida is left to pick up the pieces.

        I will be interested to see if he can rebuild the OSU program. He certainly did that at Florida.

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        • Silver Creek Dawg
          November 28, 2011 at 6:06 PM

          Mike, I’m interested in a Gators reaction to what I heard Cowherd (a complete douche most of the time) say today.

          He made the point that Urban Meyer was an Ohio guy and Florida was never his dream job. tOSU was his dream job and it wasn’t open when UF was and UF was the best job available at that time, so he took it. He supposedly turned down ND because “inside” sources at ND told him they couldn’t win titles there anymore.

          What do you guys think?

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        • Aligator
          November 28, 2011 at 8:06 PM

          Yeah he rebuilt it alright and then pushed it back off the cliff ..

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      • Mayor of Dawgtown
        November 28, 2011 at 5:21 PM

        I’ll bet he SAYS that too when he’s around other Gators.

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    • Go Dawgs!
      November 28, 2011 at 12:20 PM

      I’d type a snarky response, but my arm’s too sore from doing the Tomahawk Chop on Saturday night. Loved seeing your team celebrate avoiding the shutout late in that one. Loved hearing your (our?) coach call your team soft afterwards. He had a point, I saw plenty of quit on the field and it was wearing matching blue pants and jerseys. I can’t imagine a school that would look more attractive to a recruit right now than Florida, where you can go and receive sub-par coaching and then get called out in public afterwards by your coach. In reality, all Florida did on Saturday was weaken the response I wanted to send to a sports talk radio station I heard over Thanksgiving in Clemson, which was predicting an epic beatdown of the four SEC teams set to engage ACC opponents. I suppose I can’t be too upset at Florida for being inept and embarrassing the conference. It was just a month ago when Georgia took advantage of their ineptitude to score a win in Jacksonville and, combined with last year’s overtime effort, exorcise the demons at Everbank Field. Enjoy the Gator Bowl, Florida, it’s a pity you won’t have Georgia to play there. The rest of the country isn’t scared of you anymore. Georgia’s not scared of you anymore, either. Just try not to quit before everyone changes the channel to a more interesting bowl game. It’s bad for Mike Slive’s business. Hey, look at that! I typed a snarky response, sore arm and all! I guess I’ve got more fight in me than the once-proud Florida Gators.

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      • Mayor of Dawgtown
        November 28, 2011 at 5:23 PM

        How may game did the Gators lose in the Swamp this season? Was it four? I lost count.

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        • Mike
          November 29, 2011 at 7:55 AM

          Two. We lost to Bama and FSU in the Swamp. We lost to UGA in the Swamp II…err…Gator Bowl…errr…Jacksonville We lost to LSU ,Auburn and USCe all on the road.

          And it does not surprise me you can’t count that high Mayor!

          🙂

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    • Normaltown Mike
      November 28, 2011 at 12:24 PM

      I personally don’t hold any animus against him but I do find this move particularly dickish (on the premise by Mr Sec in the other article that Urban tucked tail b/c he didn’t like losing)

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    • gastr1
      November 28, 2011 at 1:09 PM

      Mike, still wanting it up the ass from Urbz, I see. Look, man, he’s moving on to a better piece of tail now. Have you checked the news lately?

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    • Will (the other one)
      November 28, 2011 at 5:52 PM

      Funny definition of “whipped” you’ve got there. 7 point victories are “whippings” according to UF educational standards now?

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  8. Cojones
    November 28, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    How do you like your sin, Will? I’ll take mine straight up and then a chaser…..or was it supposed to be the chase followed by straight up? Nah, the Baptists would think I was dancing if they saw it. Now THAT would be sinful!

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    • Cojones
      November 28, 2011 at 12:04 PM

      Shortening my blog time since a need to call all the gators known and ask them how they feel about ole Urb. Will get back with quotes.

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  9. Macallanlover
    November 28, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    The guy is so scummy he makes my skin crawl. As if I needed another reason to look down on all things Buckeye. As a prick he will become indistinguishable from the crowd in Columbus.

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  10. Sneaky Short
    November 28, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    I guess those girls arent getting their daddy back.

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  12. BulldogBen
    November 28, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    Forgetting for a moment the schadenfreude of Corch’s credibility thrashing and the Gators misery of their ex-girlfriend dating again; how far has Bowl season fallen when two 6-6 teams could possibly meet on Jan. 2nd?

    The College post-season truly is the biggest case of Blue Balls in modern sports.

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  13. Georgia Mama
    November 28, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    The part that kills me (and I mean with laughter)? The 2006 NC between UF and OSU, in which the Buckeyes received a beatdown of massive proportions, is what started the whole conference superiority battle. OSU HATED UF and Meyer, and now he is gonna be their HC. Seriously, the irony of this is just too much. Most Gator fans I know are at stroke level over this, and I can’t blame them. If Richt left UGA with some sweet story about spending more time with his family, then went right back to coaching a year later, I would not be pleased. Man…the gifts keep coming for UGA this year!

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    • Normaltown Mike
      November 28, 2011 at 1:55 PM

      That’s a good point. If CMR left to start a mission in Uzbekibekistanstan and then less than a year later he’s coaching at FSU, I’d be pissed. Of course, CMR already rates ahead of Corch (by several factors of magnitude) on the Character-meter.

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  14. The Rodfather
    November 28, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Talk about a meteor game….

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  15. AthensHomerDawg
    November 28, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Boom has indeed gone soft…. my condolences to Mrs. Boom.

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