Craig James is all in on that Senate run, bitchez. Happy holidays, bowl viewers.
(Oh, and note the change in tone from ESPN, which manages to reference both Mike Leach and Sherwood Blount in the article.)
Filed under ESPN Is The Devil, Political Wankery
Yes, that is a decidedly (and quote suddenly) icy tone in that article, isn’t it?
What are the chances Craigy’s career-change decision was assisted by the Leach situation with ESPN?
I mean, it *could* be the case…
“In his book “Gameday,” James wrote: “I’m not going to sit here and tell you I never received a nickel during my playing days. But I can say with certainty that no benefits were ever extended to me from anyone associated with the SMU administration.”
Yeah, it turns out that it’s illegal either way, buddy. That’s like saying, “I’m not going to tell you that I didn’t buy some cocaine, but I never bought any cocaine from undercover cops.” Well, it’s still illegal.
Yeah, and what about the five hookers Craig James? Hookers vote too.
I’m not going to sit here and tell you that I will never receive a nickel from special interests to buy my vote during my Senate career. But I can say with certainty that no benefit will be accepted by me until it has been laundered through a third party, just like I did it in college.
a true American hero
Well they just put it all out there in a pretty little package.
“Is he for or against the death penalty?”
What does it say about us that we’d rather have this rocket surgeon getting a shot a governing us than broadcasting our sporting events? (Believe me when I say that I’d rather have this rocket surgeon getting a shot a governing us than broadcasting our sporting events).
Are we all just hoping he loses and we never hear from him again? (Believe me when I say that I’m just hoping he loses and we never hear from him again).
But, I think, the alternative is terrifying-er.
Yeah, see it’s a combination of rocket scientist and brain sur…oh nevermind.
I used the word “terrifying-er” and you had a problem with “rocket surgeon?”
Didn’t have a problem except that it went over mein keppe, I guess. 🙂
Here is where I think I’m supposed to say something like, “Hey, man, I got an English degree, see. So, if you’re not getting it, it’s your fault not mine,” or some such other baloney like that.
Carry on. 😉
He’s against it, I mean come ON his team got it!!! And he only took a few nickels during his playing days….
ooooh wait, the actual death penalty? Dunno, but if you are a republican running for senate in Texas, I pretty much got an idea what his position is.
Sorry, that post was for Dog in Fla
At least he’s going out a winner
Those are awesome.
“While some states are trying to abolish the death penalty, here in Texas we’re putting in a drive-through.”
h/t Ron White
Love Ron White. One correction, that should be “and my state is putting in an Express Lane.” Damn shame states rights is long gone, Texas would use theirs, and they wouldn’t allow 11+ years to debate the process of appeal either. If they just had trees, mountains, pork BBQ, and better college football.
AusDawg, that would be an express lane.
Oooffff…sorry for the misquote. Lord, I apologize…
Craig James in 2012: Let’s get this bastard elected!
Craig James: Wank We Can!
The fact that people like Craig James feel compelled to run and have people encouraging them to run indicates how screwed up the political system is.
don’t corrupt weasels have a right to representation in this great country of ours? Is this not still AMERICA?????
Craig James: Because you know you would have taken SMU’s money, too.
I hate this guy so much and I thank the Lord Jesus his ego has taken him out of our homes for the next year ….
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