Name that caption: genius wearing sombrero

Really, this is about the lowest hanging fruit you’re gonna find this bowl season.

(AP Photo/El Paso Times, Mark Lambie)

Rip it a new one, guys.

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73 responses to “Name that caption: genius wearing sombrero

  1. X-Dawg

    Coach Paul Johnson from GTU sings his autobigraphical diddy, “La Cucharacha”.

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  2. Most Tech football players were stunned to find out that Coach Paul Johnson sings in a high soprano, due to having been made a Castrato early on in life. But, added one team member who wished to remain anonymous, “he really could hit those high notes.”

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  3. James Stephenson

    If Donald Duck tries to keep me from The Three Caballeros, I will punch him in the beak.

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  4. rusty

    Pescado Frito

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  5. 81Dog

    he’s just warming up for next November, when he’ll earn his first Golden Sombrero after his fourth consecutive loss to UGA. Ole’, bitches!

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  6. Go Dawgs!

    Unable to recruit receivers and quarterbacks in the US, Paul Johnson moves on to Plan B.

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  7. Comin' Down The Track

    You see, in his supreme geniusness… geniosity?…, Paul Johnson allowed the mariachi band leader to put the sombrero on him in order to have enough time left on the clock to… I don’t know where I’m going with this…

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  8. He looks like he’s dressed for a Mexican fish fry. He has to be the ugliest coach in America. He’s perfect for the ugly GA Tech fan base. LOL!

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  9. Spence

    In-famous is when you’re MORE than famous. This man El Jowel is not just famous, he’s in-famous!

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  10. mwo

    And this senor, is what we call an asshat.

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  11. Dawg in Beaumont

    Uno y Cuatro vs. Universidad de Georgia.

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  12. W Cobb Dawg

    I see Pablo Juanito frequently when we go to the Mexican restaurant on Peachtree. We give him a couple bucks when he plays at our table.

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  13. Noonan

    The third amigo was unavailable due to NCAA sanctions.

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  14. I don’t have time, but someone throw together a line that involves Marty Short and Steve Martin……………..

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    • Spence

      Rosita: I was thinking later you could kiss me on the veranda.
      Paul Johnson: lips would be fine.

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    • Cojones

      El Guapo!! (En el sarape).

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    • Dog in Fla

      Knowing that in the 1970s, Ciudad Juárez was the capitol of velvet paintings, Pablo makes a joyful noise upon learning that part of his Sun Bowl swag includes black velvet paintings of the Roadrunner, Ed Grimley, Elvis and The Jerk.

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  15. AusDawg85

    Scene from “Brokeback Mountain 2: The Gay Caballeros”

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  16. Dawgfan Will

    Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
    El Guapo: Many pinatas?
    Jefe: Oh yes, many!
    El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
    Jefe: A what?
    El Guapo: A *plethora*.
    Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
    El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
    Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
    El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
    Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
    El Guapo: I oughta punch you in the face.

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  17. Normaltown Mike

    When did Jack Black get green lighted for that Nacho Libre sequel?

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  18. Irishdawg

    The Tech booster club is secretly trying to trade him to the Juarez cartel for a couple of soccer coaches and a crate of AK-47s.

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  19. heyberto

    Where’s the third amigo?

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  20. Craig

    And the NEW Presidente de Mexico is………

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  21. indemnitor

    the gentleman on the left is the Mark Bradley of Mexico and he is “singing the praises of the smartest coach in 2 nations” – refrain is “Playbooks ? We dont need no STINKIN PLAYBOOKS !!”

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    • 81Dog

      an alternative caption might be “Defense and special teams? We dont need no stinkin’ DEFENSE AND SPECIAL TEAMS!”

      or portion control, either, apparently.

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  22. Dacdawg

    A “dirty Sanchez” requires a dirty Johnson.

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  23. Dog in Fla

    The Illegal: “Hola Sr. Pablo. Esto es sólo una materia de percepción que Juárez merece el título de la ciudad más peligrosa en el mundo. Deje a mi taxista tomarle allí tan pronto como somos terminados cantando.”

    Paul: “Usted es estúpido. Voy a hacer que alguien le perforara en la cara.”

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  24. Spike

    Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges..!!

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  25. rusty

    “Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!….and Mark Richt!”

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  26. UGLYDAWG

    Actually, I give the guy a half point for dropping his arrogance long enough to be a good sport. Maybe it’s the tequila. It def seems out of character.

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  27. El Payaso

    Tengo peces mas grandes para freir!

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  28. This is the best line of comments I’ve read in a long time . While I’m sure we all appreciates the Senators blog, I hope the Senator appreciates that this readership is smarter than the average group of posters, and probably a little meaner too.

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  29. James Stephenson

    Governor Dukasis called and said he loved my hat.

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  30. Bulldog Joe

    “Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a mexican boy.”

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  31. Bulldog Joe

    “Where’s Price? He was supposed to take us to the donkey show!”

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  32. Bulldog Joe

    Paul Johnson lands his new “B” back recruit, Henry Lopez of Chamblee.

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  33. UGLYDAWG

    Notice how colorfully the Tech cheerleaders are dressed. Cute!

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  34. abon

    Hombe genial

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  35. Skeeter

    My name, Jose Jiminez…

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  36. Dawg19

    (Johnson): “It’s great to be back in Idaho!”

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  37. H-Town Dawg

    A still from the biopic El Cabrón: The Paul Johnson Story

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