Really, this is about the lowest hanging fruit you’re gonna find this bowl season.
(AP Photo/El Paso Times, Mark Lambie)
Rip it a new one, guys.
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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
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Coach Paul Johnson from GTU sings his autobigraphical diddy, “La Cucharacha”.
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are you sure he isnt just telling the people of El Paso “Release Bobby Dodd!” in accordance with the spirit of Christmas?
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+ 3 CPJ jowls!
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Most Tech football players were stunned to find out that Coach Paul Johnson sings in a high soprano, due to having been made a Castrato early on in life. But, added one team member who wished to remain anonymous, “he really could hit those high notes.”
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If Donald Duck tries to keep me from The Three Caballeros, I will punch him in the beak.
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Pescado Frito
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+1
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Si, y pescadores frito.
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Danke , senor Cojones !
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he’s just warming up for next November, when he’ll earn his first Golden Sombrero after his fourth consecutive loss to UGA. Ole’, bitches!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOUR IARB!
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Unable to recruit receivers and quarterbacks in the US, Paul Johnson moves on to Plan B.
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+uno
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You see, in his supreme geniusness… geniosity?…, Paul Johnson allowed the mariachi band leader to put the sombrero on him in order to have enough time left on the clock to… I don’t know where I’m going with this…
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I don’t know where you were going, but I like where it was headed.
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He looks like he’s dressed for a Mexican fish fry. He has to be the ugliest coach in America. He’s perfect for the ugly GA Tech fan base. LOL!
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He is the photographic proof that even a donkey in Tijuana has limits.
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In-famous is when you’re MORE than famous. This man El Jowel is not just famous, he’s in-famous!
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In the triple offense, would you say I have a plethora of options?
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Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?
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oh yes, I would say that you have a plethora.
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Do you even know what a plethora is?
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And this senor, is what we call an asshat.
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+1
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Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner.
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Bueno. Muy bueno! Bravo!!!!
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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Uno y Cuatro vs. Universidad de Georgia.
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I see Pablo Juanito frequently when we go to the Mexican restaurant on Peachtree. We give him a couple bucks when he plays at our table.
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The third amigo was unavailable due to NCAA sanctions.
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actually that will do, thanks.
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I don’t have time, but someone throw together a line that involves Marty Short and Steve Martin……………..
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Rosita: I was thinking later you could kiss me on the veranda.
Paul Johnson: lips would be fine.
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El Guapo!! (En el sarape).
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Knowing that in the 1970s, Ciudad Juárez was the capitol of velvet paintings, Pablo makes a joyful noise upon learning that part of his Sun Bowl swag includes black velvet paintings of the Roadrunner, Ed Grimley, Elvis and The Jerk.
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Scene from “Brokeback Mountain 2: The Gay Caballeros”
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Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
El Guapo: I oughta punch you in the face.
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When did Jack Black get green lighted for that Nacho Libre sequel?
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The Tech booster club is secretly trying to trade him to the Juarez cartel for a couple of soccer coaches and a crate of AK-47s.
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Operation Wide Load?
or
Operation Feast and Furious?
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner…
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Who knew there was a bowl game played on Buford Highway?
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Where’s the third amigo?
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And the NEW Presidente de Mexico is………
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the gentleman on the left is the Mark Bradley of Mexico and he is “singing the praises of the smartest coach in 2 nations” – refrain is “Playbooks ? We dont need no STINKIN PLAYBOOKS !!”
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an alternative caption might be “Defense and special teams? We dont need no stinkin’ DEFENSE AND SPECIAL TEAMS!”
or portion control, either, apparently.
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A “dirty Sanchez” requires a dirty Johnson.
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Was that Sanchez?
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The Illegal: “Hola Sr. Pablo. Esto es sólo una materia de percepción que Juárez merece el título de la ciudad más peligrosa en el mundo. Deje a mi taxista tomarle allí tan pronto como somos terminados cantando.”
Paul: “Usted es estúpido. Voy a hacer que alguien le perforara en la cara.”
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El Paso Del Norte. Toss up which is worse….. Abidjan or Juarez.
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A plus for Juárez is that its people don’t get a chance to live long enough for HIV to be the cause of death
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Malaria in Juarez not so much. I’ve always wondered why we pour so much money into HIV in Africa when Malaria is doing so much more damage. I guess it is more in tune with what is happening stateside. On another note Juarez loses citizens in singles Abidjan does it in large clusters. But it was a good point you made.
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Thank God for Google Translate.
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Puedo yo ponerse un Amén a esto
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Amen!
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Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges..!!
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“Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!….and Mark Richt!”
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Actually, I give the guy a half point for dropping his arrogance long enough to be a good sport. Maybe it’s the tequila. It def seems out of character.
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Tengo peces mas grandes para freir!
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This is the best line of comments I’ve read in a long time . While I’m sure we all appreciates the Senators blog, I hope the Senator appreciates that this readership is smarter than the average group of posters, and probably a little meaner too.
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Governor Dukasis called and said he loved my hat.
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Dukakis, dang it all.
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“Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a mexican boy.”
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“Where’s Price? He was supposed to take us to the donkey show!”
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Paul Johnson lands his new “B” back recruit, Henry Lopez of Chamblee.
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Notice how colorfully the Tech cheerleaders are dressed. Cute!
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Boo-yow!
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Bow-wow!
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Hombe genial
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My name, Jose Jiminez…
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Just how old are you Skeeter? I am assuming that The Steve Allan Show was a favorite.
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(Johnson): “It’s great to be back in Idaho!”
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A still from the biopic El Cabrón: The Paul Johnson Story
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