It’s a great season for football… let’s win two!

Tater Tot, at his first day on the job at Akron, manages to channel Diddy Bowden and set a high bar for the program, all in one sentence.

“The first thing is how are we going to dad-gum win two because we only had one last year,” Bowden said. “We have got to get two to have one more. It’s going to take a lot to win, but we can have it and we will have it.”

It’s gonna be a magical year for the Zips.  You can just feel it.


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11 responses to “It’s a great season for football… let’s win two!

  1. Go Dawgs!

    Bowden then held for applause that never came.


  2. Scorpio Jones, III

    Bowden lost his deal with Tater Tots…he’s too fat….he is now working on an arrangement with Weiss Burgers.


  3. Calling it now, they beat Tennessee next year.


  4. Mayor of Dawgtown

    Why did Tot take this job? Akron is a graveyard. He’s lost his mind. 4 years from now, after going 8-40, they’ll fire him and he will have totally ruined whatever coaching career he might have had, if any. Stupid, stupid, stupid.