This certainly beats wearing a sombrero, standing next to some chubby Mexican dude:
Have at it in the comments.
“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
“Are those zills real?”
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“So big guy, this your first trip to the Casbah?”
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more proof that players hate bowl games.
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although it’s not the reason they do it, it is about the only thing the NCAA does that’s pro player.
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One more,”For an infidel son of the great satan, you do our traditional swooping vulture dance very well.”
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“When I point like this, you bang the finger cymbals”
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Aron really shouldn’t break out the touchdown dance before he’s “crossed the goal line” ifyouknowatimeen.
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There’s gotta be a hedge joke here somewhere.
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beat me to it
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I was thinking: bush? hedge? where to go w/ this?
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Dang it. You win. I was going to write: hope he doesn’t get stuck in THAT hedge.
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You mean: “hope he doesn’t get stuck in that bush.”
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Are you trying to “Tebow’ing”?
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It’s a brand new dance
called the bird.
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About TIME this DAY someone came up with that, Morris.
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“Do you smell what the ROCK is cookin”
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^ Winner.
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Had to be Aron, had to be.
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He’s kinda got a Sam the Eagle expression going.
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Yep. After seeing some interviews with Aron, I’m pretty sure he could top whatever we come up with.
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Shake it like a white girl!
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Aron be concentratin’!
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you ain’t never had a friend like me!
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“there ain’t nothin like this in Branson, I can tell you.”
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The last time aron looked that silly in a line full of people, he was blind-folded
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What was that comment made that the senator posted about “UGA is always going to have a tight end”? Looks like he’s scouting out talent at the position.
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Come on baby and I’ll show you why they say “it’s a game of inches”.
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Aron — maybe you can come over later on and play my marimba!
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He expected her to go deep but it was a trap. (If you’re a /b/tard you’ll get it)
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Sportsman finds harmony with colorful girls in a funny pose.
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Nobody else has gone for the easy one so here it is,”so where are ya’ll go’in later?”
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Aron gets gets a first look next years Nike Pro Combat uni’s.
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“Nice shoes”
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Jizz In My Pants
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“15 yards to be assessed on the opening kickoff.”
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This was just a warm-up for the trip to Mons Venus later that night.
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