It has come to my attention…

An Ohio State fan has sent an e-mail to Mark Emmert with a link to my post yesterday about Justin Taylor.  I expect to hear the thwop-thwop-thwop of black helicopters outside my window any time now.


Filed under The Blogosphere, The NCAA

25 responses to “It has come to my attention…

  1. Scorpio Jones, III

    You better get ready, dude, the NCAA can investigate ANYTHING….

    Do you need to hire counsel?


  2. TimRankine

    Anything to get the onus off us poor, mistreated OSU fans!


  3. Go Dawgs!

    I read through that post twice, and I didn’t see your free coupon for a tattoo. I thought everyone that helped out the Buckeyes got a free tattoo?


  4. AusDawg85

    Who knew John Cooper read your blog?


  5. BeardDawg

    If this gets you a face to face with Mr. Emmert, do us a favor. Punch him in the throat for AJ.


  6. Dog in Fla

    If given a choice of destination when extracted for rendition, pick Guantanamo rather than a black site. The weather in Cuba is lovely this time of year. And don’t forget your helmet


    • Alphadawg

      The beaches are overrated, the Tarpon fishing is excellent, but Camp x-ray is no Club Med. Oh and they let you pray there 5 times a day if you really want to.


      • Dog in Fla

        The Camp concierges even help the guests assume the prayer position (BYOR) on check-in with disorientation about the precise location of Mecca


        • Cojones

          Wait a minute! These guys are wearing orange garbage bags and getting a physical exam? “Bend Over and Cough” just went into another mode.


  7. Boz

    Pretty sure Saban is going to have you or someone close to you killed, aborted, or mangled. Buy some life insurance, quick.


  8. Urban at OSU - Let the High Times Roll

    Did said fan attach a thank-you note for by-passing lack of institutional control and slapping OSU on the wrist?

    “It’s ok to lie to the NCAA if you were simply negligent in researching your data, monitoring the number of cars driven by your star players, or the amount of equipment walking out of your facility and onto Ebay. But waiting until January to tell a kid he has to grey-shirt? Inexcusable.”

    I love OSU fans. I can’t wait for them to start defending Urban’s pot policy.


  9. Nick Saban

    That (blogpost) wasn’t right. It was a bad deal. And it will forever be in the mind of Nick Saban and in the mind of our football team. … And it’s going to be a big deal.”


  10. Dontdrinkanddrive


  11. DawgPhan

    Guessing that Saint Urban is going to love letting the NCAA know where all of the bodies are buried in the SEC swamps.


    • Scorpio Jones, III

      Now that boys is something to think about….especially you toilet paper fetishists down at Awbun.

      What’s the SOL on NCAA violations?

      “In the minds of Urban Meyer, that can not be allowed to continue.”


  12. tortlawdawg

    “These schools play roulette with the lives of talented young people. If they run out of scholarships, too bad. The letter-of-intent signed by the university the previous February is voided. Technically, it’s legal to do this. Morally, it is reprehensible.” — Florida president Bernie Machen


  13. Alphadawg

    I think the ‘Illuminati’ maybe involved with this?


  14. shane#1

    Hurry Senator. still room in the bunker. I have an extra foil cap for you. Bring your own string beans.