Craig James’ latest kiss of death

Everyone’s favorite former ESPN commenter switches his Presidential endorsement from Rick Perry to Rick Santorum (maybe he’s just partial to Ricks).

If James wants to do his party a favor, he ought to endorse Obama.


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19 responses to “Craig James’ latest kiss of death

  1. By Georgia We Did It

    So the 3% of his followers in Texas will likely do the same? Doubt that’s going to sway this election. I wonder how much Romey’s camp paid him to endorse Santorum though. At least enough to cover his legal bills?


  2. Go Dawgs!

    I’ll announce my endorsement soon. It will matter about as much.


  3. heyberto

    Please don’t let the D-bag come back to college sports after teh election is over..


  4. OKDawg

    AP just reported Santorum categorically rejects the endorsement from James. He said in statement, “While I appreciate the gesture, I’d rather get the endorsement of five dead hookers.”


  5. Mark

    Let it go already.


  6. Dog in Fla

    When Craig saw this poster*, and heard Frothy was a frontrunner spongeworthy of endorsement, it made “[o]ne thing is clear: God LOVES Barack H. Obama”



  7. Comin' Down The Track

    Gross. That guy’s name is actually “Santorum?” I wonder if he knows what his name means…


    • Rhondo Celtic

      You know that was made up to equal is name by a google manipulator, right? Good, decent man who doesn’t agree 100% with all liberal orthodoxy and that is unacceptable in today’s “diverse” multi-culti PC society.


  8. Cojones

    You forgot to place a cap on the “r”.

    Does this mean that Craig doesn’t like what Rick Perry stands for or is he endorsing them both? Dang! He sent Perry’s candidacy straight to hell; should we expect the same for “Rummy”? Talk about coat tailing into office. He’s shoelacing into oblivion. Craig thinks Goddam is on Lake Travis. His platform has suddenly turned Rickety.


    • Cojones

      No truth to the rumor that Craig is about to flip to the serial staff banger, Newt.

      I understand he has a Plan C where he has a vision that he is the second coming of the Angel Moroni. He thinks that it’s his Spanish name and he can bring the Hispanic vote to Mitt.

      “Craig James, the Angel Moroni of Texas”.


    • Craigie didn’t send Perry’s candidacy to hell; Perry had already made his “three agencies . . . oops” gaffe and was well on his way to becoming a historical punchline by then. Craig just wasn’t smart enough to realize it. His impeccably timed endorsement preceded Perry’s suspension of his campaign by mere days.

      I’ll give Craig credit for at least endorsing Santorum at a reasonably opportune time, but Rick Santorum stands about as much chance of getting elected as Adam James does of being taken in the first round of this year’s draft. Even a substantial portion of practicing Catholics think he’s borderline nuts.


  9. Dog in Fla

    Results of Jim Tressel Sweater Vest Sale


  10. 81Dog

    Craig James for Senate 2012: Because nobody watches CSPAN, but everyone watches ESPN.