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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
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Brain trust on the Plains! We are doomed!
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No Willie. For the 100th time, you can’t borrow VanGorder’s hair for my Boogie Nights watch party.
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+1… Definitely the best so far.
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Only thing missing is a Nina Hartley and 70’s porn music
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OK coach, when do I come in dressed as the pizza guy?
http://www.holytaco.com/flowchart-describes-90-all-porno-movies/
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One of These Things is Not Like the Other
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“No, we can’t put Oompa-Loompas out there to play corner”
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My goodness, that Three Stooges remake looks terrible.
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Nice!
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I know, if we build a large wooden badger…
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Chizik: “So THIS is the ‘next Cam Newton’ you spent $200k on?!”
Willie: “Back in ’82, he used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. How much you wanna make a bet he can throw a football over them mountains?”
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Chizik: “Oh, that’s what 3rd and Willie is. So, Cammy Cam didn’t win us the 2010 game, it was you?”
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The Wit brothers, Nit, Dim, & Half.
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Willie: I’m not living in that mobile home!
Chizik: Willie! We all do it. Get over it!
Van Gorder: I thought Flowery Branch sucked.
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Now, now. Not everyone on the Plains….never mind.
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“I haven’t had this much fun since Statesboro.”
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Chizik “So your tellin’ me you like your corners 5’4″ and NEVER turning back to face the ball?”
Willie: “Works for us, right Brian? Brian you there? Snap out of it…”
Vangorder: “Oh sorry…Tim Jennings still have eligibility?”
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Mean Gene: “Are you sure cornerbacks don’t need to be any taller than that?”
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Larry, Moe, and Curly. Knuck,knuck,knuck.
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For the thousandth time, yes Willie my hairline is natural and no Brian can’t grow you some donor hair!
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Guys- im thinking we ALL get these white jackets AND white shoes and wear them to all the games!! It’ll look AWESOME – sorta like the Three Amigos !
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“Hey, Van……..tell chrome dome here that won’t work. We don’t play Hawaii every week.”
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Where be Trooper?
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Hey! I didn’t get a harrumph outa that guy!
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+1
Give the govunuh a HARRUMPH
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I know he took your hairpiece, but are you now telling me he’s wearing your privates hair under his nose ?
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The Evolution of Hair
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The subtle humor will take it every time.
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Willie – “Hey guys, I learned this coverage from Kevin Ramsey at at clinic one day…”
Chiz and Van Gorder – “Uhhhh, I’m not sure about that. Let’s try this instead.”
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Van Gorder: jeff fisher called and offered me a dc job.
Martinez: it’s ok, I got this.
Chizik: oh no!
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Martinez: I only need my d-backs to be this high.
Chizik: Oooooooh.
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I refuse to recruit anyone taller than this…
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“The files are in the computer… they’re IN THE COMPUTER…”
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Sorry Chiz, the line forms right behind me for BVG’s mustache ride.
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Wm yes when he gets this deep in his route we don’t cover him anymore.
Gc oooh! That’s genius. I’m glad we got you
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Oh…so that’s how Tubby and the boys ran by your safety on 4th and 13.
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willie i know you needed a job pretty bad, but did you need to give your hair to vangorder to do that?
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Look, it’ll be OK. We just have to keep the zombie version of CVG away from the first string players, that’s all. I blame Rick for this. Had he not left the farm, CVG would not have gotten bit. Listen, it’ll be just like it was when he left Georgia and I took over. Wait a minute, it sucked when I took over didn’t it? What’s that? I’m fired?
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(Chizik): “Cold! Cold!…You’re nowhere near the receiver! Is this really your coaching technique?!?”
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Coach, not only will I do it for you, I… I… I… yes, yes, I’ll do it for you.
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Willie, go have farmer Fran make the special teams run laps.
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OK, maybe with this many defensive minds we can hold Georgia to less than 600 yards this year.
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“Hmmm.”
“Should I leave now… or next year.”
“Now… or next year.”
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“Oh… My… Gawd!”
“…and if he’s lucky, maybe the ball will hit him in the back of the helmet!”
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Hate to tell you guys but AU has never lacked for talent as they poach the western GA guys from Lagrange, Columbus, etc, AND they have made a living drafting JUCOs and troublemakers from other schools that always seem to get a “second chance” at AU. Think Kenny Irons, that mental giant. Think debit cards, think Cam, think sweaty cash, think………..
No, they might have a tremendous defense under these 2 guys, and I believe the BVG hire was tremendous for them. We’ll see how the personalities pan out. Hopefully shitty.
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I’m with you. They’ll be hitting a stride by November under these guys. Say what you want about Willie, but he did just fine under VanG. The only question I have (and it’s not a question that would concern me if I were an Auburn fan) is whether VanG still has it to be a prime college d coordinator. Is he out of touch with the college game? If I were a betting man, I’d say he’ll be fine and is innovative and analytical enough to jump right back in, but I do wonder if he’s tarnished goods at all.
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No question the BVG hire is a big upgrade for AU. They’ll be better on that side of the ball, for sure.
That being said, the 2012 Tigers remind me of the 2011 Gators, with less talent. They’re a mess on the other side, as they’re converting to a more power pro-style offensive attack without an established quarterback, a running back who can run between the tackles consistently and depth at wide receiver. They’ve recruited well on the line, but the talent is very, very green. Sound familiar? The only thing better for Auburn is that the schedule lays out better than Florida’s did.
Florida barely finished with a winning record despite having the eighth-best defense in the country. Anybody think Auburn’s (#80 last season) will be that good this year?
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“There’s a transfer from UGA I want to offer. We’ll convert him from RB to CB. He’s about this tall. Carlton’s the name. Very fast.”
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Look guys, I want you to wear these cool half sleeve AU wind Jackets, like me, but on game day, only I wear the white one, and only trooper wears the backwards cap and carryiesca towel, got it? We’ve got a bro style image to uphold.
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Uncle Rico looks on as Chizik and Willie argue over who’s Napoleon and who’s Pedro.
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Best use of a Shag carpet i’ve seen in years.
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BVG responds: “Nice one, baby! They don’t call that carpet ‘shag’ for nothin’! Matches the drapes, too, if you know what I mean!”
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