It’s the best name for a school ever, PAWWWWWWWL.

Montgomery Public Schools consider and reject Nick Saban High as the name for a new school.  (h/t Matt Hinton)

At least somebody’s got a sense of humor about it, though.

Salter playfully declined comment when asked to speculate why there were no submission for Auburn University football coach Gene Chizik.


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14 responses to “It’s the best name for a school ever, PAWWWWWWWL.

  1. Normaltown Mike

    Too bad.

    When (not if) Saban leaves Bama, the Bammers would’ve gone ape shit and much of the vitriol would undoubtedly be directed at the “school”.


    • Cojones

      Not if they made a movie named “High Times at Nick Saban High”.


      • W Cobb Dawg

        Just the other day a friend outlined an idea he had for a ‘zombie’ movie about bama. You’d know they’re bama zombies because they’ll be wearing houndstooth hats. The script almost writes itself!


  2. Spike

    Saban doesn’t have time for this.


  3. Beer Money

    Sounds like a place where teaching and learning would obviously be first and foremost.


  4. Cojones

    “Chizik! The Cops!” could be a catchy name for some high school.


  5. Go Dawgs!

    The Nick Saban High School Fightin’ Dwarves?


  6. Dog in Fla

    Unofficial results of Cradle of the Confederacy Name Contest for New High School and Mascot:

    Win: New Park High Thunderbirds

    Place: Nick Saban High Bonapartes,28804,2106937_2106938_2106939,00.html

    Show: Milton McGregor Slot Machinists

    Good Citizenship Award: Paul Finebaum High Jerry Springers


  7. TennesseeDawg

    Did the school board wait until 5 minutes before the decision to pull his name from the running? That would have been fitting.


  8. stoopnagle

    Tom Landry Middle School (Arlen, TX)


  9. Mayor of Dawgtown

    Why not? There’s a Paul Bryant High in Tuscalloosa.


  10. JasonC

    I wish it had happened. I would love to see HS recruits from Saban High go to Auburn.


  11. indemnitor

    Nick just took a look at the sophmores and sent 11 back to elementary school as “unable to perform” so more freshmen could come on the squad….no biggie, just “roster management”