From yesterday:

(via Getty Photos)
Maybe they’re discussing the finer points of roster management.
Take your shot in the comments.
From yesterday:
(via Getty Photos)
Maybe they’re discussing the finer points of roster management.
Take your shot in the comments.
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“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
Mr. President just tell em you aint got time for that shit when they ask you about hookers in Colombia. A’ight??
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So Coach, what does bulldog taste like?
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Napoleon Dyn-O-Mite.
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We have a winner…
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You need to pay your fair share of taxes, coach.
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Well, it was nice having you over again, coach. I’ll see you next year.
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“It’s good to finally meet the most powerful man in America”
“It’s nice to meet you to, Mr. President.”
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Doh! Beat me to it. (Although you phrased it better than I would have.)
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I’m going to need that jersey back so we can stitch “Romney” on it for next year.
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Tim Geitner is to tax law as Trooper Taylor is to NCAA regulations
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From one ‘would be King’ to another, Nick I gotta tell you…
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The most powerful man in the free world (right) met with President Obama.
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Just remember Mr. President, you didn’t hear anything…..
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I’ve gotten so used to seeing the SEC championship coach I’ve forgotten what it was you won again? A what, a BS…., but not an SEC champ…??? Well any way, uh, good job I guess…. Oh how about the SEC Wes…? No? Not that either? To an aide: is this some sort of joke?! I don’t have time for this shit!
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“I thought the most powerful dwarf died in North Korea last year!”
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“Remember when I blew off W? Totally worth it.”
“5 words for the election, Mr. President: just make his ass quit.”
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POTUS: You don’t play much basketball, do you Nick?
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So that is what it looks like when 2 douches join. Huh!?
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I think you ought to come up with a law that states Bama plays for the cnampionship every year reguardless of record? what do you say, you have been making up all of that other crazy stuff the last four year and people eat it like banana bread!
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Mr. President, would you mind walking four or five steps behind me so it will look like we’re the same height?
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The only thing these two have in common is that they’re both going down in November.
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In the state of Louisiana, you mean? Yeah, I guess that’s possible.
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You look taller on TV.
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“Mr. President, next time you come to Alabama, I don’t have time for this traveling shit. Lucky for you I had to see a recruit in DC” Nick said.
Then Obama asked, “So what is it like to be the president of the state of Alabama?”
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“Whoa whoa whoa…hold up, Mr. Saban. You can’t go in there. You must be this (points to sign) tall to enter the Rose Garden.”
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That’s actually pretty funny. 🙂
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“That’s a gorgeous suit, Coach Saban … except for Paul Finebaum hanging out of your ass …”
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+1
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How do I get the people of Alabama to vote for me next election?
Let’s just say you’d better start winning some football games!
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I have to get my tailor to make one of these gray shirts you keep talking about.
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You might want to wait on getting your gray shirt Mr. President.It’s been our experience that when someone gets a gray shirt they fade away and are quickly forgotten. Hmmmm,on the other hand……
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“Only one Nobel Prize? Let’s talk about roster management.”
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Didn’t realize Obama was so short. What is he, like 5’8?
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You’ve been on the job four years and don’t have a statue yet?!
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Mr. President,
“We have determined your best option right now is to accept a medical redshirt.”
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Mr. President,
“If I were in charge, all government officials would serve one-year terms.”
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Correction: Saban would mandate government officials serve multi-year contracts while their employee minions would serve one year renewable terms. But I like where your head’s at!
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Saban offers 4 year scholarships now.
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Of course I made more money than you Mr President, I had a better year. (See Babe Ruth on President Hoover)
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Coach if I could learn to lie to the people as good as you lie to recruits, I could be President forever.
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