Shorter Grant Teaff: if outsiders can’t see eye to eye with us coaches on how awesome the Coaches Poll is, we’ll just have to take our crystal football and go home.
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17