This young lady may be the most intense autograph seeker I’ve ever seen. And considering the prey she’s stalking, that’s pretty fearless.

photo via Landov
Do your thing in the comments, people.
This young lady may be the most intense autograph seeker I’ve ever seen. And considering the prey she’s stalking, that’s pretty fearless.
photo via Landov
Do your thing in the comments, people.
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“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
MMMM… Me loves some sharpie…
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She looks like she’s ready to bite through that thing.
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Who are the guys behind Saban? They remind me of Secret Service.
Saban looks pretty good in a 42 short poplin suit.
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At first glance I thought the guy over his left shoulder was his number 1 ESPN asskisser Kirk Herbstreit.
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Stupid Service is more like it.
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Eyes rolled back in head, Blondie prepares for attack
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And, you know, the thing about a Bammer… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he tackles ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The pocket turns crimson and white, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip your quarterback to pieces. You know by the end of that first half, lost thirty points. I don’t know how many Bammers, maybe a thousand in the backfield.
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Thank you, quint
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Are those Tech dorks with the “One” hats?
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She’s trying to apply for the bathroom attendant job.
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Blondie Bludgeon, regional MMA Champion, prepares to get an autograph from Nick Saban to add to her Kristen Saban shrine.
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This Sharpie taste better than my last Marlboro! Roll Tide
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He glued that sharpie in my mouth to keep me from revealing that he’s ……….
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When I hold it like this, no one knows I’m huffin my sharpie!
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I can’t help but notice that all this commotion about Saban reminds me of a movie I’ve seen several times. All programs go through stretches of great success and all eventually come back to the pack, to the norm, revert to the statistical mean, etc. Alabama, and Nick Saban, are no different. You never know which catalyst will turn the tide, so to speak, but rest assured that something or several things will happen that cause a reversal in Alabama’s fortunes. Just when you think things will go on forever, they suddenly change. It happened with USC, Florida, and Nebraska and it will happen at AL.
Like I always say, enjoy it while it lasts b/c it never does.
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Ohhhh… you’ll eat my chicken… you will.
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Gotta get this lid off before he gets here becuase Saban doesn’t have time for that sh…..
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No, she is determined to ask him just how he is going to get down to 85 scholarships.
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Will you sign my Harley?
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Ok, there is at least one person allowed in the bathroom while Saban is in there.
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First my ##$@%& football goes flat, now the ##@%& lid won’t come off, and even barefooted I’m gonna be taller than him!
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She’s probably thinking, “Love that suit. It must have been a bitch to get a 12 Dwarf.”
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^ Winner
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well played, Bandit
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Smokey & The Bandit may just be the best movie ever…..you possum peckers!
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Hey look everybody, I’m Ian Anderson!
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this is my favorite.
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It’s actually Kristen Saban and she is stressing that Daddy may not sign the check to pay her lawyer.
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Looking at my Gucci it’s about that time ….
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No matter how good looking a woman is some guy some where doesn’t have time for her shit.
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“Does this pen make me look fat?”
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Heard he was a pencil-dick, this could be a step up.
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Get off my foot, Bitch, thats Nick “Mutha Effin” Saban!!!
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