(The quick return of) Name That Caption: he’s watching you, girl.

Sorry, but this photo is too good not to pass along.  Obviously taken just a few moments after this shot of Ms. Intensity, check out the look Nick Saban is giving after signing her hat:

Linda Stelter/The Birmingham News, via Associated Press

If “I don’t have time for this shit” has a look, that’s it.



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17 responses to “(The quick return of) Name That Caption: he’s watching you, girl.

  1. Spike

    Whatever they are paying me isn’t enough to have to put up with these losers.


  2. ScoutDawg

    Damn, just a few more wins in Miami…


  3. If I could reach the pedals on a motorcycle, would you go have a wreck with me?


  4. Dog in Fla

    “And, you know, the thing about Nick… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he looks over your head, and those black eyes roll over white and then… and then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming, “Cedric, clear these people, aiight…”. (h/t CoastToCoast)


  5. What fresh hell is this?

    Take another photo of my elevator shoe lifts and I’ll pop you.


  6. ctfain

    But isn’t there just a little bit of fear in that look, too? And doesn’t the guy in the black shirt have a look on his face that says, “holy shit, did this girl just put an ounce of fear in nick saban’s eyes?”

    I think we’ve found our new special teams coordinator.


  7. Comin' Down The Track

    She puts an addictive chemical in her chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!


  8. Dawg19

    “Coach…can you sign it ‘To Harvey, Bama’s #1 fan?”…


  9. Prosticutor

    The wide-eyed guy with the hat on backwards looks like he’s about to wet his pants.


  10. Mike not Gator Mike

    “I think I just shart”


  11. Cojones

    She is shorter than Saban and the 6’4″ guy behind her is resting something on her shoulder that caught Saban’s attention.

    Blonde,” Could you write,’ To my Daughter’s best Sorority Sister that she was a Bitch for Beating Senseless!’ ?”


  12. Pumpdawg

    It looks like somebody in the front is pointing a gat at Nick Napoleon’s scrotum.


  13. Nahila

    You pushed your way to the head of the line didn’t you, I may not sign your dam hat just for that!!


  14. Aligator

    I do not have time or this shit ….