Please, please tell me Louisville is going to name its new academic center for Maker’s Mark.
Louisville athletic director Tom Jurich and Makers Mark COO Rob Samuels will hold a press conference later today announcing a partnership that will bring a new academic center to the University of Louisville.
The Academic Center of Excellence will be built under the South Terrace at Papa John’s Cardinal Stadium. All of the proceeds from the Charlie Strong commemorative Makers Mark bottle which was released last week will go towards the project.
Yep, it’s one day after Mark Emmert nuked Penn State and you can already feel the culture of college athletics changing for the better.
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Hey it could be “Devils Cut”.
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or “Fighting Cock”
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So I guess Louisville students have to seal their papers or tests with melted wax now before turning them in?
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Nice touch … +1
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I’ll drink to dat.
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Sounds like a Cardinal sin.
If USC can call themselves the Trojans, was aquiring a dick for a head coach not fate?
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+1
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How did “for a” get in the middle of dickhead?
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LOL!
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“Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to Chick-fil-A field at Sanford Stadium…..”
Coming soon to a PA near you.
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If we all get sammiches, I’d have no problem with that.
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“Our halftime show brought to you by the Gyro Wrap Redcoat Marching Band….”
There’s really no end to this.
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Wait, it gets worse. Erin Adrews-“Coach Richt, congratulations on winning the SEC” Mark Richt “First I’d like to thank God, then Nike, Chickfila, Riddell, Powerade, Joe Weider and Greg McGarity my crew chief and all the boys back in the shop that worked so hard to make this happen.
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I ain’t gonna lie, I thought you were going here:
“Coach Richt, congratulations on winning the Nike SEC Championship”
I shudder.
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It would be the Dr. Pepper SEC Championship, but still. Your point is well taken.
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If Michael Adams were president there he’d mandate it be called the Brown Bag Center For Academic Studies
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Too bad Budwine never wanted to give us any money.
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My company has a paid agreement with President Adams to name ours The Fing Scooter Center the day he steps down at UGA. Brown bags are optional.
Hiney Wines is promoting a coed center at UCLA where students can stop and relax with a some good Hiney.
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I’m disgusted by this. They should have called me first.
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Yeah, me too.
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Gobble, gobble. (translation-I am too.)
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DId someone mutter something about naming rights??
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Natural Light Field.
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You boys that ain’t from Kentucky need to get in the back of the line, aight?
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You da man! (At least when it comes to bourbons.)
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I’ve been waiting for Mr. Van Winkle to check in. 😉
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Sorry I was late, hit the ball way too many times on the golf course today and got backed up a bit. But it is never too late to commend the makers of this fine product who have set the mark a little higher in the world of corn.
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is the NCAA reform meme the new “doesnt congress have better things to do”?
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Penn State nuked Penn State.
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If South Carolina could get Keebler as a sponser, they could have the “Keebler Elf Stadium”, thus appeasing two entities with one title!
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Sorry, the correct spelling is “sponsor”.
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Actually, on behalf of the University of Alabama I have already been in contact with Keebler about that and in addition to renaming our stadium “Elf Field” they want me to be the “Spokes Elf” for their new national ad campaign.
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Any attempts to name it “Effing” Field will be met by litigation from the Fing Scooter Corp.
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Man this thread is what the good senator had in mind when he decided to forgo registration … 🙂
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Soon CFB will be like NASCAR. I can see Paul Johnson’s post game interview. “Well Coach, you almost broke that punt return early in the third quarter and your Yahoo . Com Yellow Jackets would have been right back in the game with the Georgia Pacific Bulldogs.” “That’s right, we made the turn in good shape, then that # 42 LB in the Days Inn helmet took the air off our spoiler and spun us out.”
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