Just because he’s dashing out the door doesn’t mean he’s in a hurry.

SOD wants everyone to know that simply because he’s pushed himself to the front of the queue trolling for Penn State players as quickly as any coach in the country, it shouldn’t be taken as a sign that he’s, um, actually in need of more talent at UT.  Because on that front, things are just awesome in Knoxville, thank you very much.

“No. 1, I feel good about the players we’ve signed,” he said. “We’re not desperate.”

I can only imagine his sales pitch to Penn State sophomores and juniors:  Come to Tennessee, fellas.  If things don’t work out for us this season, at least you’ll have a chance to play for your fourth head coach in three years!


UPDATE:  In fairness, SOD may have had to move quickly to the front of the line to avoid being run over by this guy.  Although it’s not like anybody’s going to Kansas in the hopes of playing in a BCS game, anyway.


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12 responses to “Just because he’s dashing out the door doesn’t mean he’s in a hurry.

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    I wouldn’t want to be in line in front of Charlie Weis when he gets up a head of steam.


  2. Lrgk9

    HEY HEY HEY Get Out The WAY !


  3. Go Dawgs!

    Charlie Weis leading the way to a feeding frenzy? Surely you jest!


  4. watcher16

    The fans must not be as confident: I’m assuming everyone else got the email that they actually returned tickets to the game in Athens? When is the last time that happened?!


  5. stoopnagle

    I had sportscenter on last night for about 10 minutes – thought I might hear some of what MR had to say – and say Cheeseburger Charlie. I don’t recall the football coach at KU ever being on TV or anyone giving a rat’s hind-quarters what he thought. Terry Allen must be steamed.


  6. Gravidy

    I have a question for the good Senator or anyone else who knows the answer.

    I’ve read that the current players at PSU can transfer to any school immediately, even if that school already has 85 filled scholarships. First, is that true? And, second, how does that work? Are there any limits? Does that mean Saban can grab up 10-15 players if he wants to?


  7. ETennDawg

    I just heard that Bray got busted throwing beer bottles off a dorm room balconey. Perhaps SOD will be recruiting a QB also!


    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      It has all been fixed and taken care of with all charges being dropped. No suspension. What else would you expect out of KnoxVegas?