Vapid on vapid

Maybe it’s because they all recognize the logo on the Florida helmet, Stewart.


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20 responses to “Vapid on vapid

  1. They all talked to his mythical Montanan. He thinks Florida is still elite.

    • fetch

      If they showed this Montananin (Montani?, Montanain?) a picture of Uga p*ssing on a UF helmet, which would they recognise first, Uga or the helmet?

      • Mythical Montanian...Montaniun...Montanien...Hell, You know....

        I’d recognize the dog

      • Just Chuck

        Can’t stop laughing. What a wonderful image this conjures up. If you could actually set this up and get a photo, you’d make a fortune selling copies.

        • BMan

          Might cost the mascot 4 games of eligibility if he go any money from the sale.

          • Mayor of Dawgtown

            Full season suspension for peeing in public. Plus, if it occurred in Athens he’d get prosecuted for public indecency.

            • Mayor of Dawgtown

              Not to mention, Mike Adams would be trying to catch the pee with a plastic cup to test it.

            • fetch

              Yeah, I believe public urination is frowned on by the local law enforcement, although in most other Georgia counties, it would warrant a medal not an arrest.

      • Cojones

        Better yet, we could use a large stuffed alligator. Anyone in So Ga or Fl got an “in” with Fish and Game? Gators taken illegally are frozen until trial. Haul a big one out on the grass, let Uga or a friend try to thaw out the head part and it will show up nicely on film. Certainly someone out there already has such a photo?

        Better yet, there’s an alligator farm on the way to Panama City. Anyone making a trip anytime soon?

        • 81Dog

          this could actually be trickier than you think. Remember, even Florida people can’t tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. What can you expect from folks in Montana?

  2. Cosmic Dawg

    I get his point, but as much as I may not like it, being Florida is probably enough – the question being who would you put ahead of FL that you would favor in a head to head game? And I don’t mean bickering over a couple of spots, we will always do that, I mean who is ranked lower and would *obviously* crush the Gators?

    And anyway, their D is supposed to be excellent this year, is it not?

    I believe you would call this a meteor debate, Senator.

    • Cosmic Dawg

      ie, if FL beat GA or USCe this year, it would be an upset but not a crazy mind-blowing event…although I will be a sad, sad, Cosmic Dawg for a few days if we don’t beat the snot out of them this year.

  3. 69Dawg

    It takes a few bad years for the glow to ware off of any program that did what UF did. UGA was over ranked for several years after 83.

  4. Macallanlover

    They are rated 23rd for God’s sake, what is his complaint? They are rated ahead of Notre Dame and Auburn, anyone want to bet on either of them against Florida? It’s a freeking pre-season poll, how many decades will Notre Dame be over rated based on pre WWII accomplishments achieved against questionable competition?

  5. I’d like how he’d love to ask the coaches, as if that’s not his exact job description.

  6. wesleywhatwhat

    you ladies are awfully sensitive about stewart mandel.

  7. Cojones

    We are as sensitive and serious as any Delta Tau Chi brothers can be. We are the Animals of Dawg House (Oops! Writer’s lexdysia, or was that dexlysia) and you too can wake up with a Montana Griz head next to you or buried up to your neck while Uga uses you for a fire hydrant.