It’s inspiring watching that young man mature before our very eyes.
I can’t wait to see what kind of discipline smart ass remark SOD lays out for this incident.
Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange
Hot dogging on a jet ski!?! The audacity. Is this Tennesse’s version of emerging from an alley?
Keep in mind that he was dumb enough to do all of this right in front of a cop.
Throwing beer bottles and golf balls at cars is arrest worthy. Not to mention ass whooped worthy… This guy is the new Stephen Garcia. Complete moron with SOD giving him every break.
Boys will be boys!
As the OBC would say, what 20 year old doesn’t operate a jet ski dangerously these days in front of the cops ? I didn’t even know that was against the law.
I suggest they use the FSU Free Shoes Defense: he didn’t kill anybody
Apt complex paid the girl off for the damages? And that’s not an impermissible benefit??
Hey if you can get away with curb stompping a cop,what’s the big deal.
I heard the jet ski serial number was scratched off. Oh, wait……..
How do you emerge from an alley on a jet ski? Wait…..
Bray is actually from Venice? I have a UT friend who thinks he is such a lamebrain, along the lines of Garcia, that SOD should be giving reps to the back-up because Bray will continue to screw up.
I hope Jarvis Jones provides Mr. Bray with several opportunities to demonstrate his maturity….should be instructional for Mr. Bray.
In next week’s episode of the Summer of Bray, SOD will explain during stand-up at his usual press conference how his starting QB was taken captive during Happy Hour at Bar Knoxville; held hostage in the girlfriend’s getaway Prius (containing only her empty beer bottles in addition to Tyler) for the trip to the Pilot Git ‘n Go to be polite to a victim (mistakenly identified by Tyler as the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency officer who ticketed him during last week’s episode of “Tyler Gets Wet”) eating a cheeseburger in a parked car
F’ing jet skis…..wait..this is a good thing! And wasn’t the Wildlife cop (aren’t they all?) eating the cheeseburger in a parked boat? He was just doin’ his duty protecting the wildlife on the lake before they break their necks.
Fing Scooters! Lots in stock this year. Got a used one with Ray Drew’s signature and skin on the dented gas tank …and the askew handlebar…and the bent kickstand…and the twisted frame. Not going to let him ride anymore. He was “OK” with the crashes, but that concussion from playing football screws it up for him .
I’ll take the Fing scooter, but I need a Fing helmet. Well, there’s one by the Fing Student Center, now I’ll just cut through the Alley and nobody will know.
You mean the Fing Alley, don’t you?
Did he happen to sign his middle name on it?
Who does he think he plays for? The ole ball coach at USCe??? The audacity.
Reckless boating charges against UT’s quarterback will be dismissed, as long as he complies with the judge’s orders…
In court on Wednesday, Bray’s boating privileges were suspended for a year. He must complete a boater safety course and receive his boater education certificate by February 13.
The judge also ordered Bray to do one of two things: make three boater safety educational appearances or do a public service announcement on boater safety for TWRA. Bray was ordered to pay all court costs.
No mention of any alcohol being involved.
Plus the law makes no distinction whether you are operating a boat or car when drinking. You are tested and cited. Some states have open container laws for all conveyances as well.
I’m so glad I didnt have the level of public scrutiny D-1 athletes do when I was in college. His antics remind me of the kind of scourge Jimmy Williams believes he was put on this earth to eradicate.
What a douche. Are we sure he’s not related to the Clausens? Maybe a cousin or something.
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