They’re deadly serious about preseason practice at Missouri.
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If that’s how smoking-hot blondes get treated at Mizzou, perhaps they’re not a good “cultural fit” for the SEC after all.
If the team/coaches can’t focus w/that in the stadium, somebody ought to ensure they have a direct line of slight to our cheerleaders on 9/8/12.
Any competative advantage you can get….
I would have been distracted too based on that photo.
Holy crap. Me three.
Dude did you see that, wait what were we talking about.
What did you say?
Wish I was making the trip to Mizzo!
They clearly belong in the SEC
I am reminded of a particularly memorable scene from Raging Bull about how important it is not to fool around during training.
Will Rocky do?
Rocky is always awesome in every way…but Robert Deniro pouring an entire pitcher of ice water down the front of his boxer shorts and leaving his hot young wife unfulfilled is a pretty unforgettable image.
Deniro was great and won an Academy Award for that movie. However, the results from leaving a hot young wife unfulfilled were probably not what he had in mind.
Maybe someone smarter than I can embed that scene?
The CDC in its pre-season intelligence report finds that the Big 12 fat little girlfriends have been replaced in Missouri by hot coeds and used-to-be hot middle-aged women such as Vice President Peg Bundy whose show-me pumps are real
I wonder who was more distracted – the players or the coaches?
Isn’t Missouri the “show me” state?
These girls are training to become SEC babes, but the one in front would definitely be a distraction both coming and going. Or in between.
Those volleyball shorts are absolutely killer.
Having been to MO, I can safely say that these are indeed SEC spies. There are no hot chicks in MO.
You obviously have never been to Columbia. Stephens College is a women’s college on the order of Agnes Scott in Decatur. I can account for the pulchritude occurring in great gobs at both schools. I used to date an Agnes Scott gal that was our Fraternity Sweetheart and I met lots of her friends. My wife’s daughter went to Stephens and I still rate her as able to win Mrs. California today what with a husband and two great kids. Her friends were all pleasant enough for this ole’ Dawg to look like I had a harem when I took them all out to eat. The women are classy at both schools and they have the rep as finishing schools for social graces as well.
If you are a single Dawg and headed for the game alone next month, look’em up ahead of time. Can’t hurt.
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