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Linebacker Christian Robinson’s enthusiastic account of a play in a recent practice probably will heighten Georgia fans’ anticipation of freshman tailback Keith Marshall’s debut Saturday.

“Keith put a move on somebody the other day that I hadn’t seen in a while,” Robinson said Tuesday. “He shook two people, and they both fell down. That’s pretty special to me because I haven’t seen somebody just blatantly fall down because someone did a move on them.

“Literally, he was untouched. He was running in the middle of the field and made two guys fall and then outran somebody to the pylon. That type of talent, I haven’t seen that in a while. … I’d like to see that in a real game. I think that’d get people excited.”

Robinson said the last Georgia player with “that type of juking ability” was probably wide receiver A.J. Green.

You should probably take a cold shower now.

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23 responses to “You want that Dawg porn. You NEED that Dawg porn.

  1. rugbydawg79

    I am excited

  2. Timphd

    He and Gurley have me ready for Buffalo. Isaiah who?

  3. I made it this far before succumbing to pre-season happy talk. Consider me relapsed. MAN I can’t wait to see these kids run.

  4. BWD

    I just downloaded in my pants.

  5. ScoutDawg

    Take a shower, I really just need a minute. Plus a Gurley?

  6. Thank you Senator. May I have another?

  7. tenaciousg007

    I’ll be in my bunk…

  8. Prosticutor

    So, what he’s saying is our defense sucks and can’t tackle an 18 year old kid ;-)

    • Oh, you’d get along fine with Skeptic Dog. (I did catch the wink, though).

      • Prosticutor

        The wink is always implied in my comments…lol. Never a skeptic here, but I’ve downgraded my usual optimism (which is still shy of homerism) this year to realism. I just can’t handle the pain anymore!

  9. Spike

    I’m having a cigarete and staring at the ceiling….

  10. Sanford222view

    I really wish I had read that before I showered this morning.

  11. lrgk9

    Need a Di Sarrono on the rocks and about 15 minutes of glow time…

  12. Irishdawg

    The kid’s speed makes me tingly; let’s put 15-20 pounds of muscle on him, and I’ll be light-headed.

    CSS had a preseason special on the Dawgs this past weekend which shredded my guarded sense of hope for 2012. Listening to Grantham talk defense and hearing Jarvis Jones say that he’s signifigantly improved his technique this year, well, damn.

  13. Ubiquitous GA Alum

    I only look at GTP for the articles …

  14. 81Dog

    I recall Rodney Hampton doing that at Clemson many years ago, also as a freshman. UGA lined up in the I. Rodney ran off guard to his left, into the teeth of three Clemson defenders. Sure loss of two, right? Nope. Rodney stopped on a dime, hopped backwards a step ahead of the lunging defenders, crow hopped two steps to his left as said defenders staggered like blind drunks looking for a bathroom, coming up with nothing but air. Rodney then strolled unmolested the 8 or so yards into the endzone where their little rock is located. No one had laid so much as a fingernail on him. It was like watching David Blaine get out of a phone booth full of guys with bats without being touched. It was sublime. It was exhilirating. It was impossible.

    That and Herschel’s up and over somersault TD at Ole Miss, where he landed back on his feet and walked into the end zone, are the two most ridiculously exciting short runs I’ve ever seen.

  15. AusDawg85

    Did you order that?! You’re damn right you did!

    Knowshon’s spread-eagle leap doesn’t get enough memories IMHO.

  16. Cojones

    That’s because ESPN, along with Fox Sports, didn’t replay or place it in the highlights. Remember? As Richard Pryor said at the end of “That Nigger’s Crazy”, “I ain’t gon’ never forget.”.