Kiffin watch: Hello, I must be going.

It took less than half a minute for Junior’s sphincter to tighten sufficiently to cause him to bring a post-practice presser to an abrupt end.

Sure sucks when the plan doesn’t go according to the plan.

Bonus amusement:  What’s So Great About Lane Kiffin?  Word.  Nothing but word.

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36 responses to “Kiffin watch: Hello, I must be going.

  1. For Kiffin: The wealth of the wise is their crown, but the folly of fools, (Kiffin) yields folly. Proverbs: 14:24

  2. Rick

    I really hope we get another shot at him before he is out of a job.

  3. Hogbody Spradlin

    Do we need to bring in Big Vol Daddy?

  4. Spike

    Stay classy,coach.

  5. DugLite

    Monte Kiffin should be ashamed. Lane is just a product of what he was taught or maybe what he wasn’t taught.

  6. Skeeter

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome can be a problem at his age.

  7. TennesseeDawg

    “Hello darkness, my old friend, I’ve come to talk with you again….”

  8. I thought the Vietnam analogy was a little bit over the top.
    But Lanie IS a piece of ……….of.. ..work.

    • The Lone Stranger

      Uh-huh … that scribe ought to leave the political and historical analysis to those who do it for real. Keep you eye on sporting pursuits, young sportswriter.

  9. heyberto

    What was he asked that made him leave so quick? I’m assuming the video cuts out for everybody.

    • AthensHomerDawg

      Inquiring minds want to know. And my video dropped the sound briefly as well.

    • KornDawg

      A question was asked about a specific player and the USC Sports Info office had it edited out, according to what I read yesterday. I know this doesn’t answer your question, but it explains the cutting-out of the video.

    • What fresh hell is this?

      It was a question about an injury. Little Kiffy has said he won’t answer injury questions.

    • He was asked about the injured C who missed last week. He doesn’t respond about player injury questions. It’s a policy I’d be fine with out of Athens, even if it meant less for us to talk about. It’s similar to Richt not answering how long Rambo or Ogletree have been suspended, but he’s not as big a dick about it as Kiffin.

  10. What fresh hell is this?

    The bit about the local attorney filing an application to name the sewage treatment facility after him is priceless.

    After the question you can just see the spoiled brat in him start to boil over before he takes his ball and goes home.

    • Cojones

      Is it true that they didn’t name the sewage treatment plant after him because it would give Tennessee sewage a bad name?

      Hell, he left his brother-in-law high and dry at Tenn, having not informed him that he was leaving! The family that preys together…..

  11. Ben

    And yet, his one promise at Tennessee was fulfilled in embarrassing fashion. “As long as I’m here, we’ll never lose to Georgia.”

  12. 81Dog

    Coming to a theater near you: “The Discreet Charm of the Doucheoisie: The Lane Kiffin Story.”

    If Nick Saban had time for that kind of shit, he’d give it two thumbs up.

  13. fetch

    He is the very definition of douche: An ugly tool inserted into a wonderful place over and over despite the fact that it doesn’t do the job it is said to do (in fact, often does more harm than good). Maybe we should start calling him “Autumn’s Eve”.

  14. Bryant Denny

    Let me offer this lame defense for Lane…

    If (for whatever reason) you are irked at health-related questions and the first question out of the beat-hacks mouth is a health-related question, wouldn’t you be a bit perturbed, too?

    I’m not saying how he handled the situation is right. That probably relates to other issues he has.

  15. Mayor of Dawgtown

    USCw is going to lose more games this season. Bank on it.