I’m about to head out. It occurs to me that tonight begs for a drinking game. Mark Jones is enough of a hack that we ought to hear plenty about the awful doings from last year.
One wrinkle – I’ll let you guys come up with the rules. So have at it in the comments.
Get The Picture 
Drink every time somebody says,”vandy under Franklin won’t back down.”
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Along the same lines drink when you hear how Franklin has “changed the culture” of Vandy football.
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This
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drink twice if it is said while Vandy is down by 14+
drink three times if it’s said while Vandy is down 14+ and in the 4th qtr.
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Bobo, suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, wait what?
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A shot every time you hear: “No longer the conference doormat.”. Goldschlager seems fairly appropriate for Franklin/Dores. Shotgun a beer after each “Anchor Down.”
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Anchor down must be new, never heard it before this year, on this blog. Guess I always thought they had their anchor down but maybe they were just dead in the water. Dawgs roll tonight, I just hope we get no significant injuries. I will drink to that!
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with you Mac
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Anchor Down is a leftover from the Vandy-SC game. Student sign.
Apparently Vandy does not offer classes in nautical terminology.
I decided on a more fitting spot for the anchor….from the Dawg point of view.
As in: Anchor Up They Damn Ass.
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Thanks, missed that sign. Like gt, Vandy fans continue to make you wonder about the value of test scores and academic standings. Their perception of last year’s game is baffling. Not a lot of difference between the ethics of them and Auburn fans in 2010. Selling their integrity to support lil Jimmy Franklin.
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I, for one, would love to see them run out on the field and drop anchor all over themselves.
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I’m a sailor in the military and Anchor Down is a pretty stupid thing to use as a theme. Pretty much saying let’s stay in the same place and slowly turn in circles.
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Outstanding…that thing you said there, Ben.
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I’m thirsty, dammit. Time to rethink this drinking game. How’s this: 1 drink per penalty flag, or 1 drink per every Vandy three-and-out…
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So, just how hung over are you today? Lol.
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Sez: “football” – take a swallow. Might be the only rule we need…
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Plan to punch myself in the face everytime I hear: “Vandy,” “Franklin,” and “culture change” in the same sentence.
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Better find a good ” cut man”.
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.Put this vid on continual loop, take a drink every time you see the guy hit himself.
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Or me and a buddy:
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Anytime “Grantham” and “Franklin” appears in the same sentence for any reason. You’ll be drunk 3 minutes into the game.
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It’s 2:40 in the afternoon. Watching the Fl/KY fiasco.
I believe Andre Ware might propose marraige to Driskell on TV after the game.
At least 3 times he has proclaimed Driskell to be “performing at the highest level of any QB in the SEC”…..This against the (arguably) worst team south of the Mason Dixon line. He even called out Murray by name, as he did McCaskill (or whatever the Al QB;s name is).
Kentucky is terrible. The KY QB has thrown more pics than completions.
Andre is really just ot of control.
I loved it when he guaranteed a call on the field would be upheld on a review. He was adamant about the call. He was wrong, as usual.
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Talks about how smart, prestigous, or difficult vandy is OR refers to them as “the Harvard of the South” = Drink a shot of Jack.
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3:33 in the afternoon. Andre Ware just announced that Florida would win the East by beating UGA and SC, based on how much Driskell has developed.
Saturday afternoon bloviation at it’s finest.
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I must say that our defense looks pretty sad compared to SC and Alabama versus MU and FAU.
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Uhhh, it’s 27-0 with 5 mins left in the half. You ready to rethink this yet? It’s gonna be like Christmas mooring next week, getting ‘Tree and Rambo back!!
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You have lost your talking card
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Andre Ward just predicted that Driskell will skip his junior and senior years at Florida, Congress will pass a law stating that Driskell can enter the NFL after his junior year and he will start for New England next year. “He’s performing at a higer level than Tom Brady” said Ware as he tossed rose petals onto Driskell’s path back into the locker room.
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Tebow files suit against all media gushing about any Florida QB not named “Tim Tebow”
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+1 jillion.
That shit is funny right there…
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Ware also said that Driskell is performing at a higher level this year than Aaron Murray. Wow…
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You guys are so funny. I will be checking your prolific comments all evening. Thanks for making Game Day so cool!
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Senator, I have one request to ask of you. Please do a drunk blog for one game day. Just whatever comes to mind about the Dawgs after a long day of cheering and drinking some fine whiskey!
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I thought that was what this was.
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Me too…So glad WFHIT is not around. He is so serious..
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South Carolina may be the third best team in the SEC.
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Sheldon looks tired….again.
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Old Man Football avec le sauce de Spurrier.
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I agree. They have taken care of the 11 point spread. GT is pissing me off. My first week in Jon Fabris pool.
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I got a really bad feeling we are just good enough to break my heart.
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Don’t say that. We are going to beat that 15 point spread. I have a really good feeling about this game.
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I would like to see a complete game. Time to start looking the part, IMO.
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Don’t let up you guys…..Don’t let up.
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Just what I wanted. As I’m feeling greedy…can I have McGowan as first-team punt returner??
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Who love Da U? THIS GUY loves Da U!
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At least for the moment. 600+ yards of offense in the Joke.
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Oh Tech. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch. Love the 4th down arrogance by Jowls.
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+ a gazillion! I loved it!
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Is Da Genius really 35-21? I thought a genius would have more wins than that. Mark…can you verify that?
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If Jones mentions last year’s shenanigans in the first 10 seconds drink the whole bottle. What’s that you say? He did? Down it…
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Scorpio, your long snapper fears were misdirected, but you clearly found the right hat.
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Awesome. Excellent observation.
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Still your father’s Vandy.
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Senator: WANTED: musical palette cleanser:
Anything by the band Humble Pie…
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Pretty satisfying win, I think. Exactly the sort of final score that we should be able to expect from a top-5 team against an over-matched Vandy. But I’m ready for Malcolm Mitchell to stop playing CB.
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Me too. I’m also ready for him to stop returning punts.
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Yep, Malcolm Mitchell is a DGD, but I don’t want to see him returning punts.
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Here’s what I know:
Todd Gurley is a frigging tank-man-beast, and I have a serious crush on him.
The PAT game is a strange and frightening world, and I fear it will haunt us at least once this year.
Thank the Lord Baby Jesus, Mary, and Joseph that we get Rambo and Ogletree back and the defense can be made whole again a la Mike from Breaking Bad.
Thank the Lord Baby Jesus, Mary, and Joseph that Pac-12 homer Brock Huard got to (begrudgingly) watch us hammer a decent opponent, forcing him to swallow hard before coming ton grips with the fact that, yes, we have a better team than anyone in the Pac-12 and that, yes, Aaron Murray is right there with Barkley for the best QB in the country right now.
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Aaron is the best….What a wonderful QB. Thank the LORD!
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While it has been known for his last two games that Barfey can’t live up to the misguided hype of ESPN, we finally saw and heard admission of ignorance about Murray, no matter how many placed him in the Heisman candidacy before the season began. In their haste to crown anything that moves at USC as something special, the pundits find that the crow-eating contest that follows wasn’t on their menu and are now acting as if they have discovered someone new.
Disregard all their crap, keep Aaron, Jarvis, Marlon and Gurley up there in your minds anytime you chance upon Heisman talk. Don’t worry. ESPN will give them short shrift everytime , but you can let their mention warm the cockels of your earnest football heart. We have something that we can be loyal to through thick and thin; good and hard working players who are holding the UGA flag high in college football and athletics. They makes us proud by their endeavors no matter the ignorance promoted by those intent upon unseating the SEC as the best conference in football while using nothing but ignorant prattle to make their case.
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Man, I seriously don’t know how much more of this shit I can put up with from Bobo…
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Count me with you, Gravidy. He’s disgusting when he validates the good things said about him.
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I must say this was the most satisfying victory over Vandy that I’ve ever experienced. Just totally and completely kicked that ass!
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Oh, and it’s really not fair that USCe gets to play Arkansas this year when we have to take on Ole Miss.
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Ole Miss completely dismantled Tulane 39-0 and looked pretty good on both D and O doing so.
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Tulane is really awful, though. They’re about at FAU’s level. That said, Arkansas gets the benefit of the doubt versus absolutely no one st this point.
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Looks like Vandy could have used the snakebite kit instead of UGA. I took it out after the high snap on point-after play. Was ready to loan it out when Vandy was called for roughing the kicker. What an atrocious call by the ref.
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The refereeing was awful. That crew needs to be paraded in front of the league office.
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Agreed. Refs screwed Vandy a couple of times and the Dawgs at least once. It made little difference in the outcome of this mismatch, but what if it was a close one like they had in the ugliest village on the plain last night?
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There was never anything to worry about.
Bobo is brilliant when our rushing avg is over 8 yds per carry.
Best result was OL play. Murray’s jersey was kept very clean.
I grouch at Grantham…for not giving Franklin a Mai Tai after the game.
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I think, maybe, the final score was a symbolic Mai Tai, minus the umbrella.
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