Name that caption: Man enough.

We haven’t had one of these in a while and this looks promising (even if it’s a golden oldie):

(photo via AP)

By the way, the header isn’t really a joke. It’s more of a paraphrase:

“Saban is the best coach in the country — I’ll grant him that. But he ain’t a better man than Gene Chizik.”

Dazzle us in the comments.

(h/t Dr. Saturday)

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46 responses to “Name that caption: Man enough.

  1. Spike

    You think Saban has time for this shit??

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  2. BeardDawg

    Hold on there, Gene. I’m gonna need some of that Cam money back after these last few games.

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  3. Timphd

    Chiz, things better get better fast. Petrino is unemployed. Just sayin.

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  4. Bulldog Joe

    “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded head coach, to second-guess and to scold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, through bribery and probation, to mock and to jeer; and promise to be faithful until a losing season do you part?”

    “What?”

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  5. wnc dawg

    Seriously, you smug little shit, tell me where my pants are.

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  6. Bulldog Joe

    “Say, how ’bout the two of you go for a bike ride?”

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  7. Gerga Bulldougs

    Man in orange sweater: Ya know I’m real interested in seeing how we are going to look this year running a pro-style offense with spread players. I must say, I’m a little worried about it!

    Lady: I agree, I’m not sure if Frazier can be that “pro-style” quarterback that we need to make this offense really go. But what do I know, I’m just a girl!

    *orange sweater guy and lady laugh amongst themselves*

    Lady: But seriously coach what do you think?? Should we be worried?

    Chiz: ***he loses himself in thought. he reseeds back into the dark recesses of his mind. Aww yes, the thought of it all enters into his brain. A sly smirk forms over his mouth. He tilts his head back with a chuckle. He twiddles his fingers as he stands there. He feels like a child in this moment. Not a care or thought in the world. Worried? Pffft, he’s not worried. These simple minded idiots have no idea. It’s taco fucking tuesday in the cafeteria.***

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  8. Sashko

    Chizik – I need you and your 70s porn star defensive coordinator to go pick up some cannolis with Clemenza. They’re waiting out front.

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  9. Hogbody Spradlin

    Coach Dye, have you heard of Aricept? It’s wonderful.

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  10. hassan

    Auburn head coach Gene Chizik evaluates the proposal given by coaching legend Pat Dye that he “get this f***ing program going in the right direction” or else he’ll rip his balls off and “feed them to his wife’s chihuahua”

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  11. Ben

    “The trick in cheating to win, Gene, is to win more often than you lose. Then it’s not so obvious that you had to cheat to win.”

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  12. Mike

    Chizik is a MAN. He is over 40!

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  13. BR Dawg

    Well what had happened was…

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  14. shane#1

    ” Hey Gene, no body told me it was a cash bar. Can you help an old coach out?”

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  15. uga70

    “Gene, I don’t know if you noticed this or not but you’re wearing a damn Florida tie”.

    “No hell I’m not, I’m wearing a UVA tie.”

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  16. Brandon

    Chizik Inner Monologue: “I thought this Sandusky guy was in prison.”

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  17. burt

    So I says to Mabel, I says…

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  18. hunkerdowndawg

    C’mon Gene… show her your Ruprecht the Monkey Boy face… Ah… there it is… good boy, Gene, good boy.

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  19. ScoutDawg

    Baby, I REALLY want this job.

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  20. Noonan

    Lemme give you some advice, Gene: “Never waste a hard-on, never pass up a urinal, and never trust a fart.”

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  21. Skeeter

    “Will meth change the way I look?”

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  22. Dawg19

    (Chizik): “Okay, Y’all..be honest. Do I look like the Johnny Cab robot from ‘Total Recall’…?”

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  23. BMan

    “Gene, proper etiquette dictates that you grasp the player with your right hand and extend the money with your left hand.”

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  24. Dboy

    “Is that Coffee?”

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  25. 90% Mental

    “I caught him at the exit. Now, you tell this lady why she “donated” all that money and that kid can’t even throw the dam ball. You tell her, and we don’t want to hear some BS.

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  26. Mike

    Are these not the best tits you’ve ever seen?

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  27. ScoutDawg

    5’10 is 5’10 I don’t give a shit what you say.

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  28. Dawgshack

    Sir, please stop squeezing my arm. It hurts. Trooper! Help! This mean man gave me an ouchie.

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  29. Hunkering Hank

    Give me the keys, you’re clearly drunk.

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  30. godawg

    “I am NOT full of shit, dammit!”

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  31. Macallanlover

    “The only thing I have said, or done, in 70 years that will be remembered is “man enough”. Cheetzik and I are going to both whip’em out and you decide.”

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  32. Serial#s..We don't need no stinkin Serial#s

    So I said…rectum!?! Damn near killed em!

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  33. Aligator

    I will be the first to admit, I can be a bit self absorbed at times. I mean look at me stubbornly playing one of the worst QB’s week after week and hiring captian swishy pants to run my defense and some crazy mexican to try and coach the db’s…..oh wait, I won a national chanpionship, so screw you!

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