It’s Athens, so I doubt this ended well.
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“I think Coach Richt is doing what good coaches do and that is take your personnel, find out what they do best and give you the best chance of winning regardless of what you might think is a fun and exciting thing to do.”
Cop: Should I teabag him before I arrest him?
Good thing there’s not a scooter or alley in sight or this guy would be in big trouble.
Well done. And probably all too true.
Is this what they mean by “sidewalk fan?”
Just doing his best Vanderbilt Defender impression.
“No more yankee my wankee. The Donger need food.”
Notice his sexy American girlfriend left him.
Son, you are gonna cause me alot of paperwork!
“It felt like I’d just scored a touchdown. I could feel the soft grass of the Sanford Stadium end zone underneath me. I mean, the crowd was roaring, the band was playing. Cheerleaders were kissing me. The stadium was spinning….and I wake up and there’s damn cop standing over me.”
Like generations before him.
It’s Family Tradition!
1: UGA goes 5 – 0 and Skeptic Dawg’s brain is simply overwhelmed with reality.
2: Curiously, Mudcat’s Impala was seen slowing driving away from the scene….
3: Son, sleep it off where you want, but I’m gonna have to write you up for those ugly shoes.
4: Mark Richt has lost control of littering around North Campus.
5: Does Obamacare cover this?
+1 for #1. That’s got to be Skeptic Dawg!
Just say “no” to buttchugging.
He was playing grown man football.
And is obviously not ready to start.
“Alright Senator, get up and I’ll let you off with a warning.”
Damn, son…..I did not say “get up” I said “shut up.”
At least he hasn’t pissed on himself…….yet. That is definitely a bad way to remember a game or something like that.
Been there. Done that.
In my opinion Rebar has the lead
Zach….you’ve got a game to play tonight son.
Up and at ’em
This is what you get when you combine alcohol with Mcgarity’s scheduling philosophy.
Cop: “Rock-aby baby in the tree top..
What’s with rocking the shorts higher than John Stockton “tighties”?
Life Alert Poster Boy! It really works!
“Well, I would bust him, but it doesn’t look like he’s a football player or even a walk-on that Richt will have to give a scholarship to because he under-recruited for so many years, so I guess I’ll just leave him be.”
It’s good to see that Stephen Garcia is finally able to tailgate. Who would have thought that guy was actually holding back while he was in school.
Nothing wrong with at catching a few z’s in the landscaping. I’m partial to azalea bushes tho
Tell Al Groh I found his secondary.
I blame Bobo
I’m especially proud of this trophy. Bagged him at 20yds with the stun gun.
I was gonna stuff him, but he’s already pickled.
I’m more curious what that sign says. “Fratboy Xing”?
Probably “Cop Ahead!” in spray paint.
Im already pulled over! I cant pull over any farther!
LOL, he got arrested for littering AND littering AND littering AND smokin th reefer.
I did NOT give you permission to us hat image. I am hiring Ed O’Bannon’s lawyers an you WILL be hearing from them!😜
Imbued with a low self esteem Bob takes a job as a speed bump.
Could not bear the thought Micahael Adams is leaving in a few months.
Finally an explanation of the 3 hours I couldn’t remember from the game
I’m not as half as you drunk I am..
sad part is I know this kid
Would his friends know him as “Andy”?
“I drink to make other people more interesting (h/t E. Hemingway) but sometimes they make me sleepy.”
“I’m just resting my eyes, ocifer.”
“no, officer, I’m fine. I was just doing my Bobby Petrino motorcycling imitation.”
Ok, who put the Georgia shirt on the Tennessee fan?
I’m going to hold my foot on the back of his shirt like this……watch what happens when I taze him. He’ll start flailing and trying to run…~snicker~….but he won’t get anywhere because I’m on his shirt.
They only give theeeese pants to real officers, son. See that’s real wool-blend poly right there.
Grandaddy always said to let sleeping Dawgs lie.
“He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.” Authorities are looking for two persons of interest last seen with the subject. Those persons have not yet been named as suspects
Damn! These college kids just can’t take a punch anymore!
Down goes Frazier!
“Well, no sign of rear-entry red wine consumption”
Senator, we has the ripple effect on defense, is this the effect of Ripple on fans?
Damn shame, them throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
For shame Georgia fans. You STILL haven’t learned to clean up the trash after you tailgate.
I can get a lot drunker than this.
Should I ?????
I see Hairy Dog, stadium defender, has been here.
“You turf management majors sure do take your work seriously.”
Spurrier: “Dang it, I told Garcia to go spy on Georgia and he couldn’t even make it to the stadium.”
Really,what’s he doing wrong? He’s not blocking the sidewalk,he is presumably still alive because his sphincter muscles haven’t let go and I guess he is over 21. The cop should leave him lone. The public drunk statute specifically requires that the intoxication be made manifest by “loud and boisterous conduct “. Hell the only conduct I see is sleeping . Leave him along pig. If this approach doesn’t work try ,”I got a bad hot dog at the stadium” and no matter what stick with that story.
How do you know he’s not just making sure the guy is OK? A little quick to rush to judgment, aren’t we?
sorry just the sixties -eary 70’s coming out but I’d bet a beer he went to jail.
It could’ve been me.
Nah, I’ve never passed out in public.
You must have me confused with some other drunk. 😉
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