They escaped in an Escape.

Is this the most South Carolina lede ever?

COLUMBIA, S.C. — Deputies are looking for a gun toting woman with a goatee who stole hundreds of dollars of Gamecock merchandise from a K-Mart in Lexington County recently.

If the goatee turns out to be a disguise, I’m going to be disappointed.

Also, I can’t stop laughing over the “Related” box.


Filed under 'Cock Envy, Crime and Punishment

20 responses to “They escaped in an Escape.

  1. BeardDawg

    6 foot tall, 140 lbs and a goatee? Did they check the Gamecock secondary?

    • Macallanlover

      Maybe, I am sure they eliminated their receiver group once they got past 5′ 7″. Will be nice to not worry about getting out sized on the pass plays, now can we just get a white jersey in the same camera angle with a receiver.

  2. Charles

    I had a nice giggle at the Related call out as well.

  3. Charles

    Sure beats leaving the scene of the crime in a Prius.

  4. Rik Smits

    Two black women get away in a White Escape.

  5. Normaltown Mike

    Georgia’s first mascot was a goat, no?


  6. Based on the height and weight of those Women, they have to be Men;skinny men at that.

  7. AthensHomerDawg

    Don’t be so sure. When I was in middle school one of the lunchroom ladies was about 6’3″/250 and she sported a mustache. Of course we all were well behaved when we were in her line.

  8. El Dawgo in El Paso

    Leather jackets at a k-mart? Only in SC.

  9. Spike

    You just might be a redneck if you ……

  10. Can’t lick our cocks!

  11. Careful Brad

    Anybody else see Mitchell Boggs G shirt and immediately think about Montana?

  12. Bulldog Joe

    A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin’ woman.
    Lord have mercy.

  13. Misc

    Late Night Thread:

  14. So, no mention of the escaped chicken which roamed North Campus all week evading capture? As far as I know, it’s still at large. I can’t figure out if this is a bad omen or not, so here’s to hoping the damn thing isn’t named Marcus.

  15. The investigation is on going but the police are following up on reports that this is South Carolina’s homecoming queen picking up her formal wear.