The most Tennessee story you’ll read today.

What more do you need to hear than this?

A man who stole $756 worth of goods from Walmart yesterday said he did so to pay off a bet he lost on Saturday’s UT football game.

Too bad for him he’s not a football player.



Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Crime and Punishment

10 responses to “The most Tennessee story you’ll read today.

  1. Cojones

    Right! The Knox cops would have had him autograph some of the merchandise to them before they took him to a nearby bar for drinks and later returned him to UT out the back door.


  2. Scorpio Jones, III

    This just in…Knoxvegas police have identified the culprit as Mike Hamilton, former AD at Tennessee, and known to have a horrific gambling jones.


  3. fuelk2

    Was this man wearing orange pants and did he have amazing hair?


  4. Ubiquitous GA Alum

    No Prius involved in the making of this post were harmed in any fashion.


  5. Dawg Stephen

    You see, when you dont pay a Tennessee Vol Bookie, they take their payment “Deliverance” Style… it was worth the risk stealing that stuff


  6. That could be a little more Tennessee, truthfully. If it was Bray, and he was robbing them to pay for a bet against the Vois.


  7. Too bad for him…and us.