Thursday morning buffet

I’ve been saving up.


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34 responses to “Thursday morning buffet

  1. Debating the level of reason you find among Auburn fans and Tennessee fans is sort of like debating the blackness of a pot and a kettle. And, speaking of pots and kettles, you can say the same thing about a large portion of the Bulldog Nation.

  2. What fresh hell is this?
  3. Dante

    Auburn’s offensive game plan for the week: Go that way real fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

  4. Macallanlover

    So Auburn actually has an offensive coordinator? Paid, or volunteer? His advice may result in Wallace hurrying his decisions even more. A freshman QB, NFL talent coming after him, wide open speed….sounds good for me after giving 15 points on the spread. Chunk it man, quick! This could be fun.

  5. I would go 17 on the spread.

  6. AusDawg85

    Wandering into the press room late yesterday, coach Bobo sees CMR’s swing-set diagram and adds it to the notebook. Look for the “swinging gate” play to debut in the 2nd half vs. Auburn.

  7. greeneggboy

    On Md. ACL injury: what do you expect when you train your players to dive at the knees of opposing defenses? I’ve always thought it was dirty. But, hey, if it moves your offense…

  8. Dawg19

    More for the buffet…full game “Hoses” video. Enjoy…

  9. Dawg19

    Weren’t there also shirts that read, “We hose the best and beat the rest”?

    • Cojones

      Initially. Until the “Horror of I-75” occurred. After that, not so much.

      • Hogbody Spradlin

        What’s the Horror of I-75?

        • Cojones

          It was a joke, but if you seriously want to hear it now, I’ll post it. It was about a guy innocently wearing the shirt while running on a road near I-75, was passed by a busload of women who represented a battered women’s conference and they read his shirt as a gender comment before returning and pounding him silly. He still thinks it was a busload of Auburn players. Was going to puff it up further with his wearing the shirt backwards and facing oncoming traffic whenever he exercises now. It was further going to devolve into an introduction of our Road Warrior Fing Scooter…well you know how it goes downhill from there.

          Sorry if it was taken seriously.

      • Dawg19

        Cojones…I’m going to take a wild shot in the dark and guess that you are referring to Georgia Tech in 1975 when they hosed down the field to stop Georgia running back Glynn Harrison. Unfortunately, for the Jackets, Harrison was unaffected and made an 82-yard TD run to lead the Dawgs to victory.

    • sUGArdaddy

      I’ve got an old T-shirt that says “If you can’t beat ’em, hose ’em”. One of my favorites and I’ll be wearing it tomorrow on Auburn Friday.

  10. Hogbody Spradlin

    I know I’m late here, but “reasonable fan base” in and of itself is an oxymoron, whether Auburn, Tennessee, Georgia, Duke, Harvard, Oxford, etc. There’s just no such animal.

  11. rugbydawg79

    Where is Scorpio J 3 I am worried that we think we are walking into ez pickins—it is a snare—we better have our heads right

  12. Scorpio Jones, III

    Not that it matters, I suppose, but Weidmer is a columnist, not the beat writer.

    His exposure of the average Vol fan is basically the same.

    Most of the Vol fans I know are so depressed they are talking the Chattanooga Symphony’s performance of Dvorak’s 6th, and how good it was, despite the band never playing Rocky Top.