A Tech fan posts that he’s planning on attending Saturday’s game, asks for advice on how to cope and the results are both predictable and amusing.
Actually, the tales they spin are a little… well, bland. Where are the stories about Georgia people putting ground glass in the drinks of Tech fans when they’re not looking (probably because they’re worried about getting cold-cocked from behind)? How about the times Dawg partisans tossed Molotov cocktails into open vehicles driven by Jacket supporters?
I mean, I don’t know about you, but I personally can think of at least three times while I was tailgating on North Campus when I held a weapon to the head of an adorable muppet wearing white and gold until I forced the child’s parents into shouting “Tech sux!”. And made ’em do it twice for good measure!
I suppose I should feel quite badly about that, given how kindly I’m treated by the locals every time I visit good ol’ Bobby Dodd Stadium, but there you go. I’m evil like that.
Please feel free to share your stories of terror in Athens in the comments. Don’t hold back any details, real or otherwise. It’s called Hate Week for a reason, you know.