While the actual caption to this pic – “Georgia Tech head coach Paul Johnson looks to his assistants for help during the second half of Saturday’s game at Georgia.” – has its charms…
(DONN RODENROTH/For The TELEGRAPH)
… I suspect you guys can do better. Have at it.
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“I can’t do anything else until we stop making Calculus mandatory!”
“This morphine pump ain’t working”
This a good one!
“Big game In Charlotte next week, guys! Who’s with me???”
I can’t remember seeing a better bodyslam than the one Ogletree just did, can any of you guys?
They didn’t have them without pleats, okay?
Nice moniker, we are on the same page.
Best one yet
I’ll have the 3 piece with extra tartar….
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
“I already gave him my lunch money!”
“Like I said, we have bigger fish to fry!”
So much for punching them in the face
“I don’t know, you guys tell me, how is a genius supposed to act on the sidelines? “
wheat bread, rye bread, pumpernickel, I don’t know, surprise me!
What?!? I need better recruiting? Aint nobody got time for that!
Love the reference. A+
“You see, what had happened was…”
So this looks like a passing situation. Anybody on this staff know a pass play.
^^^my vote for this one^^^
“Anybody got Groh’s cell number?”
“For f**k’s sake, Al, this defense is…oh, yeah. He’s gone. Who can I blame now?”
Okay, who farted?
Not a fart, Robert Godhigh shit his pants during Ogletree’s tackle.
“So Bradley, who is the bigger fool: the fool or the one who follows the fool?”
“It took us until late in the 4th quarter to injure one of their guys with a cheap shot?! What the hell are we doing?!”
“What?!?! That shit was always money against Carson Newman.”
“Feelings are for losers……… victorious is a feeling”
My Bad- I gameplanned for Georgia State University, not this bunch.
Where the hell is that Budweiser the band was talking about?
This is the last year I ever solicit strategy advice at Dragon-Con.
C’mon guys, how hard is it to take the fish out of the fryer when the buzzer goes off?
What the hell…They’re gonna hang me from that tree down at 494 Techwood Drive tonight anyhow…..
Yeah, I told my wife these pants were to damn long. And oh guys, #9 just blew that play up. Which way is the exit?
I told you Vad, NO! I can’t recruit better lineman to keep those guys out of your face.
They told me I was a genius……..
“Just shoot up here amongst us.”
Good Jerry Clower reference!
Anybody seen our defense, anybody?
“I actually beat these guys once… I swear!”
“What the hell is going on out there? Can anybody tell me what the hell is going on?” With a nod to Coach Vince Lombardi, which is probably the only time he and Paul Johnson will be mentioned together.
“I don’t know anything about coaching football, but I did sleep under a bridge last night.”
“Field goal unit!”
“I suspect you guys can do better. Have at it.”
“Do as I command and cut them at their knees! My offense only works if you cut them at their knees!!”
The guys at Sting Talk invited me to their post-game tickle pile. Let’s get this over with.
“I don’t understand it. These plays work in our league.” Or, “Who was the idiot that told these guys they play ‘Old Man Football?'”
”Don’t blame me! Its Bobo’s fault!”
Quit your bitching. We scored more than Auburn and I did have to pay anything for these clowns.
“They said they’re all out of catfish! I’m going to punch a Georgia guy in the mouth if they’re out of the fried mullet, too!”
There are 3 kinds of friends: Utility friends pleasure friends and virtue friends. Aristotle calls it the perfect friendship….virtue friendship. I only had one of those in my life. Now I hate him.
EEEEH! The cat is reaching out from underneath my jacket and has a claw in my Johnson!
How did you like that new wrinkle in our offense? I call it “the downfield pass.”
And we have a winner.
Hey Rabe, Where is that gravatar photo taken. Look’s like North GA. My Paw Paw use to say he was high as a Georgia Pine. I am thinking above Rome? Cojones 9 -1 where you at ?
Sorry, took a break for a smoke. Yeah, you and the Senator have been getting lucky (not meant as a snark to both your love-lifes) so it was my turn. Since I’m legally blind, the old bit about the pig……
I just can’t stop laughing.
Mark Richt has totally lost control of this game and I blame Bobo.
Honey Bobo. St. Mark is in control. You know Mark wrote that Jesus said. “Still others, like seed sown among thorns, hear the word;but the worries of this life, the deceitfulness of wealth and the desires for other things come in and choke the word, making it unfruitful. Mark 4:18-19
HEY!!! Enough with the Mrs. Doubtfire jokes!!!!
I had photos of the AD at a tickle party, but he’s left. Now what do I do?
All day I dream about UGAIII
Can you believe we’re playing this shitty team in the ACC championship? Wait, that’s my team out there?
Ain’t it wonderful. 🙂
“I’m excited to get started this spring practice. I’ve been saying a long time ago, change is inevitable, but growth is optional, and I think that’s a great mantra for this team. ” — Kirby Smart, AJ-C, 3/20/18
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