While the actual caption to this pic – “Georgia Tech head coach Paul Johnson looks to his assistants for help during the second half of Saturday’s game at Georgia.” – has its charms…
(DONN RODENROTH/For The TELEGRAPH)
… I suspect you guys can do better. Have at it.
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“I can’t do anything else until we stop making Calculus mandatory!”
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“This morphine pump ain’t working”
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This a good one!
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“Big game In Charlotte next week, guys! Who’s with me???”
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I can’t remember seeing a better bodyslam than the one Ogletree just did, can any of you guys?
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They didn’t have them without pleats, okay?
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Nice moniker, we are on the same page.
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Best one yet
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I’ll have the 3 piece with extra tartar….
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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“I already gave him my lunch money!”
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“Like I said, we have bigger fish to fry!”
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So much for punching them in the face
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“I don’t know, you guys tell me, how is a genius supposed to act on the sidelines? “
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wheat bread, rye bread, pumpernickel, I don’t know, surprise me!
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What?!? I need better recruiting? Aint nobody got time for that!
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Love the reference. A+
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Somebody’s barbecuin’!
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“You see, what had happened was…”
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So this looks like a passing situation. Anybody on this staff know a pass play.
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^^^my vote for this one^^^
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“Anybody got Groh’s cell number?”
Or
“For f**k’s sake, Al, this defense is…oh, yeah. He’s gone. Who can I blame now?”
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Okay, who farted?
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Not a fart, Robert Godhigh shit his pants during Ogletree’s tackle.
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“So Bradley, who is the bigger fool: the fool or the one who follows the fool?”
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“It took us until late in the 4th quarter to injure one of their guys with a cheap shot?! What the hell are we doing?!”
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“What?!?! That shit was always money against Carson Newman.”
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“Feelings are for losers……… victorious is a feeling”
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My Bad- I gameplanned for Georgia State University, not this bunch.
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Where the hell is that Budweiser the band was talking about?
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This is the last year I ever solicit strategy advice at Dragon-Con.
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C’mon guys, how hard is it to take the fish out of the fryer when the buzzer goes off?
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What the hell…They’re gonna hang me from that tree down at 494 Techwood Drive tonight anyhow…..
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Yeah, I told my wife these pants were to damn long. And oh guys, #9 just blew that play up. Which way is the exit?
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I told you Vad, NO! I can’t recruit better lineman to keep those guys out of your face.
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They told me I was a genius……..
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“Just shoot up here amongst us.”
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Good Jerry Clower reference!
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Anybody seen our defense, anybody?
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“I actually beat these guys once… I swear!”
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“What the hell is going on out there? Can anybody tell me what the hell is going on?” With a nod to Coach Vince Lombardi, which is probably the only time he and Paul Johnson will be mentioned together.
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“I don’t know anything about coaching football, but I did sleep under a bridge last night.”
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“Field goal unit!”
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“I suspect you guys can do better. Have at it.”
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“Do as I command and cut them at their knees! My offense only works if you cut them at their knees!!”
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The guys at Sting Talk invited me to their post-game tickle pile. Let’s get this over with.
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“I don’t understand it. These plays work in our league.” Or, “Who was the idiot that told these guys they play ‘Old Man Football?'”
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”Don’t blame me! Its Bobo’s fault!”
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Quit your bitching. We scored more than Auburn and I did have to pay anything for these clowns.
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“They said they’re all out of catfish! I’m going to punch a Georgia guy in the mouth if they’re out of the fried mullet, too!”
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There are 3 kinds of friends: Utility friends pleasure friends and virtue friends. Aristotle calls it the perfect friendship….virtue friendship. I only had one of those in my life. Now I hate him.
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EEEEH! The cat is reaching out from underneath my jacket and has a claw in my Johnson!
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How did you like that new wrinkle in our offense? I call it “the downfield pass.”
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And we have a winner.
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Hey Rabe, Where is that gravatar photo taken. Look’s like North GA. My Paw Paw use to say he was high as a Georgia Pine. I am thinking above Rome? Cojones 9 -1 where you at ?
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Sorry, took a break for a smoke. Yeah, you and the Senator have been getting lucky (not meant as a snark to both your love-lifes) so it was my turn. Since I’m legally blind, the old bit about the pig……
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I just can’t stop laughing.
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Mark Richt has totally lost control of this game and I blame Bobo.
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Honey Bobo. St. Mark is in control. You know Mark wrote that Jesus said. “Still others, like seed sown among thorns, hear the word;but the worries of this life, the deceitfulness of wealth and the desires for other things come in and choke the word, making it unfruitful. Mark 4:18-19
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HEY!!! Enough with the Mrs. Doubtfire jokes!!!!
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I had photos of the AD at a tickle party, but he’s left. Now what do I do?
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All day I dream about UGAIII
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Can you believe we’re playing this shitty team in the ACC championship? Wait, that’s my team out there?
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Ain’t it wonderful. 🙂
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