Shorter Heisman Pundit: If, like me, you believe winning the Heisman Trophy is the tits, then pay no attention to those dumbass teams playing for the national title this year and revel in the glory of the Super QB.
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Ah, close to my heart.
I came to post the same thing. That movie is so full of win.
Ah, the spread. I wonder how it will be viewed through the rear mirror of history. The Wishbone once was king, too. So was the Notre Dame Box and the Single Wing. Wonder if Ga. Tech …
Who. Gives. A. Shit. It baffles me how anyone can get excited over the circle jerk known as the Heisman. But then some people like Applebee’s too, so there you go.
What if you like Applebee’s and circle jerks?
Then have I got a deal for YOU!
This whole string of comments is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed on this blog. Thank you to everyone involved!
Is that what the Dinner For Two promotion is all about? Hard to make a circle with two people but whatever…
Applebees has incredible drink specials
I have to admit if one of our guys were up, I’d be excited about it.
Up for the Heisman or for a circle jerk?
Both! It’s not gay if it involved a trophy.
So just to clarify; the Heisman Trophy Ceremony is actually just a circle jerk in the Applebee’s parking lot with good drink specials? I believe that’s just called Thursday in Gainsville….
And it just keeps getting better!
Did he just cite Jason White as an exemplar of old school pocket passing and Sam Bradford as a spread QB? They played for the same team running mostly the same offense four years apart. I don’t know why I’m surprised. It’s not like Heisman Pundit is ever coherent.
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